the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

I live in Athens so the club is fairly nearby. Went in on a Friday night and the talent was actually better than I remember for this club but not great. It was about 50/50 black white split with a couple of dancers that were slightly overweight and 2 slightly younger spinner types that I liked. Everyone was friendly enough but the dances were 25 dollars each on couches and really low mileage. A couple of girls might allow a little bit of touching but that's hips and legs. Most are keep your hands by your side. The club is also topless not nude.

Personally I'm not a fan of Chelsea's and think you'd do much better in Atlanta. If you want to stay in Athens Toppers has a better quality of girls, and I'd say it's definitely better than Chelsea's.

I went to the club on a Tuesday evening. There were only 3 or 4 dancers and they were not dancing. The VIP dances were still $25 each and the couches in the VIP room have been replaced. You no longer have to take your life into your hands to sit on them. I selected one of the three dancers for a VIP dance but after the first we went back to the Champaign room which is now connected to the VIP area. It was $200 for the half hour which seems to be set by the dancer. I had a most enjoyable time with this girl. Did not see any of the others dance. The place was quite dead otherwise.

Stopped in on a Friday night...fairly slow, but enough activity going on that it wasn't boring. about 5 girls working, though none were over a 6. One of the better looking ones sat down and had some drinks with me although she wasn't much of a conversationalist. Didn't feel the need to stick around too long, although i think there was some high mileage to be obtained while there. Been there other times when it was better, guess it just depends on the night...

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon to kill some time. Six girls working, five of which were thick and high mileage. One not bad, about a 7 but looked like a 9+ compared to the rest. Got a couple lap daces from her, Vixen (I'm sure that was her real name). $10 for no contact out in the open, $30 for some grindage in the VIP room, $200 for half hour in champagne room. I went for the $30. Nothing special although Vixen was quite charming. Not bad for a time killer in Athens but it aint Atlanta.