the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Been at this old reliable a few times in the past few weeks and it's been very slow each time. Anywhere from two to six girls working. Sometimes as few as two customers in the place. $10 laps aren't baf depending on the girl. Most of them tyr to get you in the back for $35 to the bar and $100 for the girl. Action depends on the girl but most of them know how to make you happy. That's the "good" news. Bad news is most of the girls at the Mermaid are lifers. Rose, an afternon dancer, is just gross. Big blonde Alexandra is okay but won't leave you alone if you start talking to her. Sky makes no bones about the fact she;s a 49-year-old granny. The PM shift features Rachel, a slighlty overweight girl who needs to learn better hygiene, Pixie, a tattoed lifer and Justice, a tall redhead (I think) who looks like she could really hurt you.

Overall, the 'Maid is a good way to spend some time. It's safe (the biker bouncers see to that) and friendly. And every once in a while, you find a girl with the cash.



Stopped by the Maid on a Saturday afternoon and it was pretty slow. Still not topless, and they have added some games in what looks to be another step closer to a mainstream bar. The girls still dance on stage and although I didn't see any lapdances, I guess they are still available.

There were 4 girls in the afternoon, non which struck my fancy. The beers are still decent at $4 and drinks are 2 for 1. I need to return for a night shift before I can decide if it's worth it anymore.



The last 5 times I stopped here could not stomach the drink I bought. I use to be a big fan of this club but the Quality has reached an all time low. I hope all improves this use to be a great place for high mileage laps and 4-6s on the girl scale, now it is at 1-2 and I just can't deal with strippers over the age of 50, and worn.

Some changes took the Spermaid back to the old days. The wall is down. Only bikinis, but ultra high milage in the laps. And of course you know the backroom story. Thumper and some of the faves are gone. But you get the occasionaly newbie that hasn't been worn out. It is an easy check in to see if it's worth it. Your worse case scenario is a cold beer for a few bucks. I don't always stay, but I always try.