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July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Maybe not the latest style, but has it's own. While many clubs these days seem to invest in fancy decor, T's value is in it's atmosphere. I never have to deal with snotty staff, stuckup dancers, or stuffy customers when I go to T's. At T's, it's all about seeing cute girls get naked. Yes, money is a factor, but not a restraint here.

There is no cover charge before 7. A beer during this time will only set you back $3. Table dances are $10. Lap dances are $20. Dances are done on benches. They just added mirrors in front of each bench so you can view your dancer from every angle.....The girls are a good ethnic mix. Something for every taste here.....Dance sets are two songs. Most dancers will be nude by the second song. However, if a dancer is not taking it off, it's because nobody is tipping. On days like this, be generous with the tips and the girls will react.

I am not sure what happened to T's lounge. It use to be one of the great clubs in South Florida. While it was neither plush nor was parking ever easy, it did provide some of the best lap dances values in SE Florida. Mileage was always quite high and there was always a number of beautiful dancers to choose from. That is no longer the case. While mileage remains high, the day I was there the quality of the dancers was poor. I waited through the afternoon shift for the nightime crew, and that was only marginally better.

Hopefully, this was simply an off day.

T's Lounge has recently undergone some renovations which, for the most part, have improved the appearance of the club. They added a small VIP area adjacent to the stage, added a second bar in the back (eliminating about 50% of the lap dance couches), replaced some furniture and are building additional champagne rooms. I would guess that the overall goal is to improve revenue streams for club.

While I was there, there were more girls than guys (mid afternoon on a Monday). These girls ranged from 5's to 8's. Most of the girls were complaining that the economy was keeping guys away from the club, and those that were there weren't spending money as in the past. My thinking is that other clubs in the area have far more private lap dancing areas (nothing like getting a lap dance with 10 guys staring at you 5 feet away)and champagne rooms are too expensive. However, drink prices are still extremely reasonable, the club still brings in top quality feature dancers and a good time can be had for guys with all ranges of budgets.



Had some time to kill and went there last week on a Saturday afternoon. Got there about 4pm, there was a fair number of decent girls and the place was not to crowded. The girls would come around to ask if you wanted a dance but were not pushy about it. I had a couple of lap dances and they were well worth the money. One girl talked me into a champagne room for 50 for the bar and 100 for her. I got my moneys worth and she took her time getting me there. I would certainly recommend it and plan on going back.