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July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Maybe I shouldn't review this since I didn't get a lap, but if you went you'd know why. I arrived at 4 PM; there is "no cover" but a $6 drink minimum which you pay at the door.

The door chick is reasonably cute and will flash her boobs for $5. Her sister, the barmaid, is drop dead cute and will flash her really nice ones for $5. She says she'll go to the VIP, but she has to get permission and she costs a lot. Tempting, but I suspect it would be totally sterile.

They have really spiffed up the interior appearance since last I was here, and that's the good news. There were two dancers present, both almost as big as I am, and one nearly as old. The older one (who was there two years ago) does have natural 38-DDs, and may not be as old as she looks, but so what? The other one has artificial 38-Ds, and far to little energy to be in the business. Of course the fact that I was the sole customer and clearly wasn't having any may have been the cause of her apparent innervation. They need some younger, better looking, more vibrant performers. Maybe after dark?

Went to this club on a Sunday night so I was not expecting the best they had to offer but this place was not very good. First a $15 cover, then $5 for a soda. There were maybe 15 people in the place and I only saw three dancers. The dancers on stage seemed disinterested with dancing on stage but they had to dance three songs. One with bikini, one topless and one nude. The hottest girl there a blonde that was maybe a 7 or 8 asked me if I wanted a private dance. Three dance areas I went to the Friction area where the girl danced for one song $30 dollars the entire time trying to up sell me to one of the more private rooms which was like $300 for a half hour. I wasn't interested. If you are going to spend that much money other clubs in Tampa have much better looking girls.

Ehhh... waste of time, money, energy. Quite honestly with as close as 2001/Mons are there is no need to even waste your time here. The girls were below average. The dances were little contact, despite the fact that they have potential for such great contact, but instead this place is boring, average, and despite the fact this place had few ladies on there was still a lot of drama. The bartender had amazing boobs, but wouldn't get naked. I just didn't understand it. Honestly, this place should have a liquor license if they are going to be in their current location.


It has been about 6 months since my last visit. I was hoping that this place had improved, but they still don't have a very good selection of dancers. Of the 8-10 dancers working, there was only one that I would have gotten a dance from. She never came my way, so I can't comment how her dancers are. $15 to get in, $5 for water (no longer serving the expensive Voss water), $5 to get into the dance area, and $30 per song (what I was quoted).