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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Stopped by for the first time. No cover daytime and same $4 beer as previous poster mentioned. Since it was day, I didn't see Majestic but that was a good thing. I wasn't in the mood to pay $50 for a dance to see breasts -- especially since I got to see them for $20, and got a couple flashes of the kitty too (both in back and on stage).

None of these girls are prom queens (I'm guessing, didn't ask) but they're a touch above the 2001 day shift (at least the last time I was there) and on par with Pandora's in Palmetto. When you consider that there's no room entry fee, the $20 dances are fairly reasonable. Given the price I was quoted for the champagne room, it's about $50 cheaper than Ybor -- with the usual promise of enhanced service. I passed (for now) but it's worth a return trip.



$7 cover. $4 Miller Lite. So not too inflated for drinks and the waitresses are ok if you don't get any more. This club has a strange culture. When I sat near the main stage and tipped, most dancers would not talk to me after. They would head for the bar area. But if you talk to them at the back stage or a cage or near the bar, they will ask if you want to dance. I was also expecting more topless stage dances, but only one girl did. The rest kept everything in place. Tonight I got a dance from Majestic, very hot girl, but when we get in the back she offered a dance for $20 and topless for $50. That ruined the entire dance for me. $30 to see the titties?!! Too bad she had nice moves, she could stand on her head for a different view. One of her tits slipped out after the head stand, cute, pert A cup titties, but not worth the extra $30. The next girl, a 9, (an 8, but redheads are rare and get bumped up for me) gave a good dance and got a nice view and nice playtime with her breasts. So she made the night go much nicer. Will definitely have to back next week.

Stopped in on a Friday evening, late, and the place was dead. A fair number of dancers, no one worth mentioning, but they all seemed more intent on sitting on a chair with their arms folded than they did in dancing.

One of them interested me, but I never saw her dance, nor stop to talk to any guys. She wandered the place over and over as if she had something important to do, but tend to think that is a sign that the dancer is not too interested in dancing or making money.

I eventually left without having a dance, which does not happen for me very often. I went to the 2001 Odyseey and had a far better time than I could have had here.

This place is not attractive inside, nor out. However, I decided to stop here on a Wednesday night in early April and ended up leaving very happy and genuinely surprised. There were 10 women here at 10:00 in the evening, which I am sure was low compared to the norm here. The women seemed to be fit into two classes, with nothing in between the two:

1) I really wish they would put more clothes on to cover all that fat
2) What is SHE doing in a place like this?

I chose one of the non tattooed versions, a nice young lady with naturals, and easy smile, and an accepting attitude. She told me about the dance options, I chose a $20 option in the back area, relatively private, and once we made it back there she got a sense of what I was expecting and said we could get the VIP room. As it turned out I was not in the mood to spend that much money, and settled for a couple of lap dances where she seemed to let her hands wander while I did the same with her.

I left happy, she made a $40.00 for two dances, and we promised to reconnect sometime soon for more fun. I will probably come in to see what the weekend crew looks like. Based on what I saw this evening, maybe I'll find a 10 with this lady's attitude?

Either way, I had a good experience and I will return.