the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Well if the girl rather play video games and talk to each other than dance,
it's time to North there are more clubs. There dance cost less and more millage.
It's a 3 for the cheap beer or it would be a 1.

I think you go to a strip club to see topless girls but than was not the case.

Ok, so I'm home from school tonight, nothing to do... decide to go spend a few dollars at Tootsy's... I go in, my usual bar girl comes over, gets me a bud, I chat with her about her birthday, and drop a few ones at the stage... I'm down to enough to get 3 dances and still have cash for lunch tomorrow... my bar girl brings a dancer over named Jennifer.. about an 8... smoking hot, hard body, a smoker's face... but still just right... 2 dances with her... amazing... knew just how to work it.. and I decide to stop there and maybe try a different girl for my last dance... I'm chilling out finish my beer, and a young dancer named Audrey comes up on stage, she's about a 9 I'd say... cute face, nice body... I spend a few dollars watching her spin around, and tell her to come see me when she's done...

up to now, the night is a pretty good one.. she comes right over, we chit chat for about 20 seconds and she offers a dance, I say yes... we go back to the VIP area and just sit and chat since the song had just begun.. she tells a couple little stories about this and that... and then the song changes... she goes to work... the dance itself was non existant... she straddled me just high enough to not touch me, and didn't exactly move, in fact she was talking to me about some random chit chat through the first 30 seconds and not even moving really... it was more like a hug.. mind you she's still in a G-string and pretty hot, so it wasn't totally bad... half way through the song she turns around and grinds out the rest of the song, letting me play with her boobs, and it was alright... maybe a 5.. then the song changes and i let her turn around and i tell her i need to stop before my pocket's empty, and her mood immediately changes, she wasn't very chit-chatty... just grabs her wad of cash and unrolls it.. i hand her a twenty, and she tells me it's $40...

now, i'm completely confused... I would never pay $40 for one song, and she then informs me it was two songs.. apparently she charged me from the moment she came over and took me back to the VIP and chatted with me for a whole song just about... I've never been charged for chatting while waiting.. it was completely rediculous... i told her i only had $10 left, and she says "f*** it, whatever" and i tell her i'm pretty sure it was only one song, and she says mumbles something, and as i'm walking away she says "can i have the $10?!??" i turned around handed her the cash and walked out..

her dance was barely worth the $20... i don't know if this is becoming the norm, but it really kind of put a damper to my jolly night home at tootsy's.. i've never had a dancer go completely cold on me like that.. don't think i'll ever spend a dollar on that skank.. watch out for her.

I love this place... whenever i come home from school, this is at the top of the list of the places i need to stop at before heading back. drinks are fair price... most of the girls are looking good, and know what to do... bar girls are friendly, and always up for a good laugh... maybe a little slow some nights, but who really goes to see other guys at a bar?

I'm definitely going to have to go back and do a little more research at this club. I visited on a slow Monday night. The club is located in a little shopping center area right on A1A. There is plenty of well lighted free parking. When I arrived it appeared as though the doorman/bouncer was escorting a couple of guys out who may have had a wee bit too much to drink. He waved me in past the crowd in the doorway without collecting a cover charge. My bottle of beer was $4. (The bartender was a nice looking girl with some very nice cleavage!)The inside of the club was clean and comfortable. The music was not blasting loud like at some other clubs. As I mentioned before, it was a pretty slow night and there were periods when there were no dancers on stage. This was understandable considering that there weren't many patrons and the girls that danced on stage weren't really making much in tips. The girls were all very friendly and for the most part very nice looking. The prettiest girl in the place actually sat with me and talked for quite a while without trying to sell me a dance or asking me to buy her a drink. When I told her that I had to leave, she said that she would miss me and genuinely seemed sad that I was leaving. I'll have to go back and see her again and see how that goes.

I didn't get any private dances so my 8 rating is based on my limited time there and my overall impression of the place.

I WILL return and will post another review when I have done more thorough research.