the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Went in looking to have a good time and was disappointed badly. Though a few of the girls were okay, none were stunners. Had four laps and wasn't interested in anything else offered. Usually I am, but the mood and the menu weren't right.
On other nights this has been a fun bar, but as for that night, I think I'll write it up as a loss. Spent a minimal amount of money for a minimal amount of fun and got what I paid for. Maybe next time.

I stopped by this club while in the area on business. It's in a shopping center and parking was easy, but I parked a short distance away from the club and the guy outside still tried charging me two bucks to park. Two bucks isn't much, but considering that I planned on spending quite a lot inside... As I entered I saw three black girls and one white(all 7's in my book).
I ordered an average priced beer and sat at the bar to check the girls out. The one white girl in the place was immediately at my side and showing me the type of hospitality that only strippers show in such a short time. After some two way groping we headed back to the LD area where she commenced to earn her money very well.
I wanted to try a couple of the other girls out, but this one was on me all night (which I can't complain about considering her constant curiousity about Willy).
Alot can go on in this club for the right price and I'll definitely return.

I don't think that I would consider this a "dive" bar. It isn't a "rhino" but definitely not a "dive". There was $3 parking charge. Even though you park in a shopping center lot. $5 cover. I consider most of the dancers in the 6-8 category. I sat at the bar and was able to order a drink right away. Then an "8" came over, introduced herself, and fondled me for about 15 minutes and assured me that the back room had no limits. Didn't take part or check the price as time was limited for me. However, that is typically what happens at the Mermaid, with far less talented dancers. I was surprised at her looks and her affection. Will definitely go back when I have more time.

This place was kindof scary. Definitely a dive bar IMHO - walked in, see wall of mirrors and stage directly in front of you, see reflection of the entire club/bar, kind of disorientating as you are not sure if you should walk ahead as it is very dim. The mirrors make it seem a lot larger than it is. You turn right and the square shaped bar is on your right, has seating all around the square. The bartender may double as a dancer but really was not sure. Did not stay long enough to find out. only stayed for 1 set. Stage is small, only saw 4 or 5 dancers. None notable. There were about 6 or 7 customers. Visited around 3 or 4 in the afternoon, mostly regulars watching TV. Very little action on stage - offered VIP - did not partake. would not visit again.