the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Very disappointed with today's visit. The problem with the club is the number of dancers compared to customers. Far too many customers, not nearly enough dancers. And the dancers stay with their customers and never walk around. Club also is too far without enough seating especially on a Tuesday afternoon. They need to hire more dancers to raise their score.

Stopped by late on a Tuesday evening after I flew in from NYC. Diversity of talent was really good...Sure everyone could find something to their liking from African American to all-American girl-next-door to Eastern European. Pretty steady flow of girls circulating the club. Some of them tend to stay close to their regulars, but most will make their way to you, just be patient. Not much hustle for dollars, but the real focus of the girls is the champagne room, which will set you back between $100 - $200 depending on the night, plus the tip to the girl. For another $150 - $250, the girl will be yours for whatever is on your mind. One girl who was anxious to get home came up and gave me a price quote within 60 seconds. Others it will take a few minutes for them to get comfortable with you. After talking with a half dozen, I decided to leave without partaking. Instead, I called my old reliable service in Pompano.

i stopped in on a monday after work. got there around 5:30, and happy hour was still on. good drink prices, and i was drinking calls. the bartender was HOT and really sweet. she was one of the most attentive bartenders i have ever encountered in a strip joint -- i felt like i was in a high-end restaurant. there were about 15-20 girls on stage and wandering, with a couple firmly planted at various table full of guys. there were a few dancers that caught my eye, but too many (in my opinion) that were just average. the quality of the hotties is what brings my rating up. after the round-up, a number of girls stopped by asking for a dance, but i was in a selective mood that night. most of them were pretty cool with my turning them down, but this one russian girl, who literally smelled like cabbage, just would not get the point. finally, after a few minutes of her trying to rub my neck and me moving away the whole time, she figured it out. anyway, enough of the bad. the good looking girls were REALLY good looking, and one of them came to sit next to me after i had tipped her. she was drop dead (i like them skinny, and she was RIGHT up my ally) gorgeous, and could actually carry on a conversation. her name that night was tara. i decided to take her in the couch area, after her telling me she wasn't a hooker, but she could give an amazing dance. boy, was she right! she did a wonderful job, and my hands were allowed to wander ALL over her tight little body. man, she had some beautiful, rock-hard nipples. my fingers would have gotten wet but for her thong.... she of course worked it into a second song, but at that point i was a little too focused to care. she took GREAT care of me, and then reached her hand around behind herself and made sure i was happy before she finally stood up. the best $50 i've spent in a LONG time!

Once again a disapointment. You have to be a regular for the dancers to even look at you. In addition the girls sit at the bar by themselves. No interaction and the ones that come by wont even chat first , they ask do you want a dance? Whatever happened to the concept of a gentlemens club? At least talk for five minutes and then let the dances begin.

Waitresses are great and the beer is cold. One dancer does meet the list as extraordinary. Look for the brunette with the scorpion tattoo on her back. She is classy, sensual and intelligent. A killer package.