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July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

If you are looking for the end of the line this is it. I stopped in on Wednesday evening and took a look, the best looking girl in the place was working the Bar and she would not go for a private dance I tried. I checked out the rest of the dancers and I found it depressing, they were old and fat. I did not think it could get this bad in this area but nothing to recommend stopping here.

Checked this place out during the day and nite shift. Low quality dancers (3-4's). Hoping to find the diamond in the rough. Way too much rough. Maybe action is cheap here, that's why this club is still around. On my visit to Florida, found much better quality and action for reasonable prices. Porthole Pub is better with more action available.

This place has been around for years and it never changes. Most of the dancers are older and not attractive at all. Every once in a while a pretty lady will work here but she always ends up at a better club.

The drinks are reasonable and there is no parking or entrance fee.

After being on stage the dancers will try to collect a buck from everyone in the club and sometimes they can be very pushy

this is a low end club with high milage dances from the girls that can't get jobe else where and can't get picked up on the street during the daytime because in the light of day they would scare the stripes off of a zebra. But as is almost always the case there is a dimond or two in the ruff and that is why I keep comming back, some days the place is worth no more then a trip to the john and others there is a reason to sit a spell. check it out..