the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

For living in Lakeland this is the best bang for the buck. Its just over the county line in Hillsborough County. This place is on par with most lap dance oriented clubs in Tampa. There's no nudity but full liquor. The place is open til 3am. Its a nice 'last ditch' place to drop by when out on the weekend.

After paying the cover to get in you arrive at the main stage; seated tables to the right, bar to the left. I generally sit at the bar. When you find the girl to drop your cash on, you go to the vip area where you pay another cover to enter. From there you go into the darkened lap dance area. I understand there are cameras so behave! You can get 1 dance for $10 or a bed dance for $20. As far as the dances go, ymmv. I've had a great time there and I've felt a little taken on occasion. It depends on the girl.

Overall, if you're in the dry, dark gap between Orlando and Tampa Showgirls is a pretty good deal.

This is a Bikini Club with Full Bar. It was a very odd experience and the theme seams to be send in the friends.

I got thier on thursday early afternoon, only 4 cars in the lot. Walk in paid the $3 entry fee to the manager, no bar maid, no dancers, except the one parked in a lap of a customer. Not bad club, quite large bar area, two pool tables. So put some change in the pool table and play until the bar maid shows up 15 minutes later. She was out back putting away the new beer in the cooler. This was one hot girl. She served up my cooler and made sure I could get a long look at her body for a tip.

In walks this nice girl, comes right up to me puts my arm around me and leans in. We start the usual coverstations like first time here! Yes, so what are the rules. Girls have to wear street clohtes when out in customer area, can only touch bare skin. Bikini bar, so no nude anything to see. Dances are $10 couch lap, $20 for a bed, $3 admission to room. She parked her self next to me and grabbed my arm and pointed out that her skirt was very short. I let her legs have a good rub, she pulled her skirt all the way up so I could get her thighs. No movement or a word for at least 15 minutes.

She then asked her friend over who had just started back that day. They switched places, but this girl was lot smaller and wearing a dress. She wanted her back rubed and took the dress off her neck so I could get at it. They wanted to give me an intro to the lap room, so I said why not for one dance. They were both straight, so no great inter play and the dances OK, but they got in each other's way. But then they wanted more rubs at no charge to me. So they both sat thier in thier bikini's and took it all in. Even allowed me to untie the tops with my teeth for full back exposure while they held things in place. It was good fun.

I saw this really hot girl in a nice white dress I knew I had to get one dance from. Went up her and made a request and she said "I'll be right thier". Never showed up and sent over her friend with the excuss "I'm with a regular!" So got a bad lap from her friend. Note while walking out got a glance at the white dress girl in action on the bed. It would have been worth the wait, but I had to go.

All in all I had a great time hangeing with the first two dancers. They told a lot of funny stories and just wanted the attention from my hands. From the stories this is a fun club when it hits stride around 8:00pm to 1:00 Pm. Will try again.

FSR

A lot nicer than I thought it would be. Very crowded tonight (Friday). I guess they're having some sort of fishing tournament in town. I finally found a seat at the bar and was approached by Sierra. Very strange girl who told stories about the new planet she's inventing... She gave very bad dances compared to what I was witnessesing other patrons received, though no one was getting much milage...mine was literally all air. Drinks were OK, the bartender seemed like he could use some help though (not in his ability to make drinks, just in the amount of customers). Everyone was friendly, but I'm use to clubs up north where you can actually make contact. Wish this city would get in line with Miami and Tampa... since I live close by, I may come back, but not really a great club...

Let me start by saying all the clubs in Bay County suck. I just haven't had any real fun in any of the clubs here. If you still want to go to a strip club you might as well come here if it's not too far out of your way. If you are on the East side of the bay you might as well stop at one of the clubs on Hwy 98. They really aren't any better or worse.

The club opens at 4pm, but don't expect to see any dancers until at least 5 or 6. And then there's likely to be long gaps between dancers. The real "action" starts around 7 or 8. I suggest you arrive before they start charging cover at 8. There really isn't anything going on worth the $10 cover ($20 if you are under 21).

If you want a lapdance you are out of luck. If you still want to pay $20 for a dance here come in early before the manager shows up around 7 or 8. With the right dancer you might get a decent dance with some minor contact.

Most of the dancers are decent looking. A decent percentage is not. Almost all of the ones I have spent time talking to have been nice.

Other reviewers have mentioned the poor condition of the building. It's the second best in the county. I've seen a lot worse in my travels. This is definately on the dive side of clubs though.

Consider yourself warned.