the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

Was here recently on a "fluke". I was aware of it's repuatation but decided to give it another try anyway. This place has the potential to be great but the neighborhood, clientele, and even a few of the dancers bring it down. I am caucasian and wonder if any white male is made to feel welcome here. The girls seem to avoid you regardless of tipping ability. There are, however, some real hotties here in terms of African American women. There are also some rougher ones too. The parking lot is scary and has had some gun violence issues previously. It's probably on camera but that doesn't seem to matter. Anyway I guess I will wait a long time before going back since this place hasn't changed a bit.

...tried going to temptations during the week, it was closed, not sure if it is closed for good. decided to head to cleo's. i've been there a handful of times in the past few years, so i had preconcieved expectations.

cleo is an all black club with beautiful dancers. being that the club is orlando, contact is nil.

as stated by the previous reviewer, "this place is all about the stage show", but unlike the previous reviewer, i believe you can still go there without bringing "lots of $1 bills and make it rain", and just let a local "ballers" "make it rain". you can sit by and reap the benefits. the same goes for the "lap dances". the definition of a lap dances should be at a minimum, a dance on your lap. you can get the same "action" during a lap dance if the person next to you pays the $10 for the dance. the contact you get by the 6 foot 4 bouncer when you enter the club is the most contact you will receive at this club.

with that said, i give cleo the rating based upon the orlando laws.

if your content with drinking a few beers, looking at beautiful dancers, minus the contact, then this is a good club. the quality of girls are not as good as magic city in atlanta, but it was still enjoyable.



Fun club, but have in mind that this is a all black club. Black clubs are different from other strip clubs and so are the girls.

This club is nice and the dancers are very friendly. The stage shows are awesome and so are the DJ. Everybody is here to have a good time but dont go here if you want lap dances. This place is all about the stage shows and the girls love it if you bring lots of $1 bills and make it rain on stage.

The area is a little scary so use the Valet.

NOTE: I rated this club above average ONLY because of the restriction placed on all the Orlando Clubs by the gov. If this had not been a UTAH type environment (and in a black club), I would have rated the evening higher.

Entry fee of $10 was okay for the lovely ladies thate were in the place; quite a few ladies for a Thursday nite (over 25 or so ladies shaking the damn thing). For an audience of just less that half full.
Nice tender eye candy - some nice and petite to stacked with nice backsides to oh so thick and bootylicious. No dogs or big girls were in the line up tonite. The booty was a-shaking but I have never seen that much air between dancer and patrons; it was like witnessing girls just dancing on their own while the dude would occassionally look there way - and then pay them.... Not for me.... I just watched...

$5.50 bottled water was a bit excessive buy the club periodically offers 2 free drinks with 2 table dances throughout the nite.

Most of the waitresses were really hot; some better lstacked and packed than many of the dancers.

Management and the girls were very nice; I did not stay long simply because I lost interest due to the lack of what could be shown and done by the dancers.