the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

tired monday afternoon, for all in the club.

why opening?

4 dancers, go in turn to a grueling stretch of three songs,
show zero interest of the patrons.
the patrons, few yet outnumber the dancers three times pay no attention either.

5 dollars cover (4:30pm!) and 7 dollars a beet is a robery.
at least i didn't spend much time there.

the club as a whole looks very nice inside. all it needs is better dancers and atmosphere.

maybe it's the tired monday.

I was there on a weekday afternoon to meet a client. It was free admission so I could not complain.

Anyways, just a few girls in the whole place. Only two girls would dance at a time on stage to two songs. On the second song, the clothes came off.

These girls wear pasties and have to keep their bikini's on.

There is a touch and go policy....you touch, you go.

There girls were not very high quality. But for free admission, who'? complaining?

I was on my way to Orlando airport and had about 45 minutes to kill. Stopped in on a Friday afternoon. There were maybe 6-8 patrons. I took a seat a couple of rows back from one end of the runway style stage. Stayed for about 3-4 dancers. All were attractive. None overweight. If they had pasties on their nips I couldn't see it from where I was seated. Their thong bottoms were absolutely tiny. Only one dancer made eye contact and requested a tip. The others mostly just did their thing onstage. I paid $5 to get in, $6 for a club soda and dropped a couple of $1 tips. No one ever approached me for table dances, VIP or anything else. So from a $$ standpoint I enjoyed eye candy and a cold drink for 45 minutes for less than $15. I did not expect anything more so I really cannot complain.

Restaurant on one part of the building, stages in another.

The stage area has one long stage surrounded by tables, flanked on one side by a long bar, and the other by more chairs in an elevated area and a smaller platform for dancers to complete their time on stage.

Drinks are reasonable, and dances are only $10, but pure air.

Dancers tend to be young and attractive. Mostly white girls. Some implants, but there were some natural breasts also.

Probably not a bad place to grab a beer and get a break from the Mouse, but the Mouse is not going to let you get a decent lapdance in Orlando.