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September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

As is covered in many Orlando reviews, the laws make it difficult to rate the clubs very high. What I can say for Crystal Cabaret is what they lack because of the law, they make up with friendliness. Arrived on a Monday night a couple of weeks ago and there was maybe 15 guys in there with about 10 girls. I will say that almost every girl came by to talk and see how you were doing. A few sat down and had a convo, and when offered to buy a drink they declined. Private dances are no existant..They do an air dance about 2 feet in front of you. If you are looking for convo, a few drink and just relax--this is the place to go




Went by. Went in. Nice tuxedo on the doorman. Diagonal stage, bisecting the main lounge area. Obnoxious DJ. Cute enough girls, but I just realized I was in Orlando. Band aids or latex on the nipples. Bikini or g strings. Jeez, Orlando sucks for "Gentlemen's Clubs." I'm sticking to the old reliables in W Palm Beach and Tampa. Won't go back to Crystal Cabaret.

Was in Orlando recently and wanted to see if Winter Park was any different than Orlando with all the regulations. Gotta say there is not much difference between any club in Orlando and this one. This club is actually owned by the same people as Crystal Cabaret and some others in Orlando. Dances are air dances, no touching, and not the greatest looking at all. Some are friendly and some would rather just sit and text message on their phone. Had a couple of air dances from several girls and it didnt seem to be any different girl to girl. Overall, save you money and stay in the hotel bar :)

Well I'll tell you, I met a couple real nice people here who are now my friends... and even got involved with some of these dancers on a very personal level after hours too. One of the best ever bj i got at this club too. So I think this is the best you can get for Orlando area, and very cheap too. So if you like to please, you won't get teased. You got to spend a little time and get to know everybody, become a VIP member... you get in free and there's no fee... you just got to get elected by the dancers to be a VIP status... so treat them well and you'll reap lots of benefits, both in and out of the club.

Anothe panty free Monday at teh Harem. I see a loty of other pretty women come her now, cause it's not far from FACES, and I met a hot blondie who bought me some drinks, those $5 shots were so smooth I almost passed out getting to the girls room. But I had a great time, this is a down to earth strip club with hardworking and beautiful girls who try and please as musch as they can, they don't mind dancing for me and I flash em my coochie. One real hot babe tried to lick it. The manager's kinda good looking too, and he tried to look the other way. But the action here is hot. These aren't prancing around, their dancing and shaking those juicy booties for me, and I like it very, very much. Muah. Great place for lesbian women to enjoy a nite out without a bunch of creepy onlookers.

I visited this club a couple of months ago on a trip through Orlando and it did not warrant the accolades granted by BobbyC, in my opinion. There are so many reviews by this person, all of them with a different report than mine, that I am wondering if he is an employee of the club. So many things look fishy about his " reviews " that I am going to assume the worst--at least in this situation.

Who knows? Out of all the " reviews " of this place, nearly all of them are from one person. Seems very, very, fishy to me after visiting the place, which seemed to be hurting more than shining.....

A couple of nice looking women, a decent looking interior. It is small, but functional.

Oh my God, I can't say enough about CANDY!!! I want more candy baby, ooh la la, what a treat! There were some fine waitresses tonight and the shots were just great! I have so much fun at this club I don't consider it a bar... it's my private fantasy room where I'm the Sheik and these fine young women are on my tip... my harem. I finally got it. The ten dollar dances are very reasonable, but they also have a $5 dance special! Unbelievable right? It don't cost me a fortune to cum at this club... and I do mean cum. That's why I cum and cum again...;o) If you come to the Harem, don't miss Candy... that's sweet and a definite "ten" Bo Derek body and beautiful face and she's not shy at all!.

traveling to daytona I stopped at the Club Harem friday night after 11 pm, and was pleasantly surprised at the caliber of women all very friendly and not pushy. I had a really great time even though there was no "hands on" the girls were practically naked and the dances were cheap and pretty hot. There was a nice variety of girls, but two were outstanding and gorgeous! Most of them could shake their asses to the rhythm of the music, which varied a bit from rock, pop and hop. The drinks were generous and inexpensive, and the enetertainment was a lot better than some other establishments I've been to in Orlando. The only other one I would visit here would be Cleo's downtown, that has a similar atmosphere but more prostitution problems I hear.

OMG I had fun last night! SaturdASS is jumping at this club, and there's a new bartender who makes fabulous drinks... these are not the stingy iced down drinks you get at the other Orlando clubs... were talking real liquor here. These $5 shots had me buzzing, and the girls were all so fantastic last night that every body in the club was laughing and have a real good time. This is definitely the "Cheers" of strip clubs, and the best bet in Orlando. This is also not too smoky, and I don't like getting home smelling like Marlboro man. Two girls were especially nice, Candy and Somya. And a new hottie, who I forgot her name cause I got so buzzed, really got me off. She used to work at Circus Circus, but I'm glad she's here now, and certainly worth a trip to the Champagne area!

Imma tell ya about Sumia, a voluptuous entrancer I met tonight. Not evry dancer knows how to dance for a woman, but this girl knew how to push my buttons for real! There's a bit extra available here if you come after 9 pm, when the dancer's get busy. But other club girls, like at Cleo's, are hustling and bustling and yet they're not showing me a good time! I want my girl to make eye contact with me, tease me, shake that booty and show me their sweet lips... so my girlfriend and I can get ready for a nitecap. Sumia made me real horney, and I believe the other girls could sense I wanted to invite them into my world. Right on... you got to see this club to believe it.

There's a new kid in town, need I say more? I has so much fun last Saturday night, I don't even know where to begin. For one thing... this is the most risque club in the Orlando area, with the most comfortable "Cheers" attitude for a full service bar / club. And also the waitresses are uber hot and friendly. I can't help but fall in love with these dancers who are very fine, I wish they were mine. One in particular really made my night, her name is candy. She's a ten and very good on the chit chat,,, she's gonna be a doctor! I'd like to examine her more closely! But believe me she leaves very little to the imagination, in a very erotic tableside dance, wow,,, i get hard just remembering it now! Very underrated club.

Oh boy... this new hottie named Candy is a perfect ten! She's smart, and carries any converation well, but most importantly... she's got a "ten" body and she sure knows how to use it... and... she's single! She has become my new favorite at this club, something worth pursuing for sure. After all, on a lonely Saturday night, what's better than a neighborhood bar with lot's of Co-Ed nearly naked women vying for your attention? Nothing is! And there's a new waitress who is smoking hot in her sheer black panties... you gotta see this to believe it!

Well I came back to Club Harem after a brief hiatus to Tampa. I learned some of these girls have worked at the Mons Venus. I'm not surprised, there's at least three girls here with a perfect 10 body and booty to match... this club is also different from the other;s in Orlando cause these girls tend to show more skin and were sexier lingerie than the rest do especially after 9 pm, the place gets "rockin." There's also a varied and small crowd with a fair number of women who attend this club! Tuesday night I exchanged phobe numbers with a real shy but cute lesbian chick who admitted she's had very little experience with guys... but is bi-curious. We're going fo lunch this saturday... and I'm lookin forward to teaching her about flavored condoms! Candy was here and bootilicious! My favorite all time girl was not there, but a lot of the girls are very friendly and spent quality time talking to me for free. Even the waitress shared a drink with me and spent a half-hour talking with me, cheering me up... so I aksed her for a table dance and she complied... what a thriller booty shaker she was! This is the only club in orlando worth your time. Really.

I had a blast and got really wired on these $5 Tequila, generous shots. Now that I've been comming for a while the doorman knows my name and I tip him cause he is very deserving. I still say this is the club in Orlando, only open in evenings though... best nites are Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. More new girls were there this evening, one of them did a full monty for me in the champagne room... extremely hot~ (smile)

My girlfriend and I went to club harem tonight, not wearing any panties! There's a real hot mama who says she's 42 but we thought she was twenty-five... tight ab's and a nice round ass! She introduced us to the Chanpange area, when my girlfriend popped a ballon that give us a free bottle of champagne. It was like a "cheers" bar with a great party and some fine women's asses to want to grab. And we grabbed a lot! Juicy round butts all over the place. It was great! My mini was real high, and it was real obvious by the stares I got from the other customers... bunch of horny bastards... but soon I was moist enough to visit the girl's room... back with the dancer's lockers. This nice manger, with anice sexy butt too... asked me if I wanted to dance there. Really, I'm not turned on by men... I think they're nasty... but we sure got some phone numbers of two of these new girls in the back who invited us to a party sat nite... girls nite of course! This was more than I expected. They all were so nice and between the both of us we spent about fifty dollars on nice sized drinks and horny bitches... I tipped a dollar to get a handful. Too bad the men can't get away with that!

Saturday night was the last party nite before the New Year and what a party at the Harem! There were twice as many girls as customers and the place was bootylicious! I'm definitely rear minded... and enjoyed a really hot night with about 30 minutes each and seven girls. The whole night cost me just 5-10 dollars a dance, and $5 shots, for total I spent was 225 bucks. That is pretty reasonable for as much quality adult entertainment you can get in Orlando. I dropped by the DollHouse that evening too, and it was just a big lingerie show. I can open up a Victoria Secrets catalog which is free and see the same thing. Sexy Black is back. She had the finest ass there! These are the best in Orlando!

Again, I'm happy to report I have a club I can leave with a big smiley face almost every visit! Obviously Jim's attitude wouldn't get him in favor with any girl, geez, these girls repond to nice perfumed courteous guys who actually spend some money. And I'm happy I don't have to spend all my paycheck to get off. I had a great girlfriend experience with this new girl at Club Harem and we talked, danced and discreetly fondled for a couple of hours last night until I wet my pants. This is usually rare for a Pastie & G-string club... but considering Orlando... this is the only place to go to get your money's worth. Rachels is near my home but the girls dance in Bikini's covering their G-strings... just doesn't cut it. Those are one visit and you feel like you've been had... and you were! At least at Clun Harem you get some real adult entertainment, raunchy, nearly nude dances and now, the real girlfriend experience too. I think the management at this club is striving to cater to the needs of their customers, and encourage the dancers to be very personable without being pressuring. I spent under two hundred and had a phenomenal time here over nearly five hours. I think that makes this place a ten!

i am bicurious and went to this club with a friend. its my first time goin to see stripping but ive fantasized about this a long time. i was greeted by a handsome man in a tuxedo, who let us in without paying a cover. he was obviously attracted to us, i watched his eyes look down my dress as i walked in, horney little bastard. any way we both were looking good and my eye caught this very hot looking biatch hanging upside down on this brass pole with her crotch wide open! yummy, yummy, babi. we immediately took a seat in the arena, and watched the bast booty dance right up in your face! i just wanted to touch her, my gurl just got up and slapped her ass. there were several juicy titties walking around, and some offered to dance for us, $10 a dance. this sexy black biatch put her sweet p_ssy right up to my lips, i almost bite her. my mini was ridin a little too high and some guys moved to accross from us to look up my dress... i felt really wild. these girls had me so wet, and squirming, and they didn't mind when i tipped em if i grabbed some ass. two of them are bi too, and i wanted ther cell but they couldnt give it out. i had three tequila "shot" for fifteen bucks,,, npt a bd deal. one nicely tanned brazil baby had a perfect 10 ass, and she knew how to use every muscle. i spent only 45 dollars and had a grest time. we were happy we read the reviews posted here, cause my friend had been to two other clubs, Cleo's and Diamond"s before... but didn have as much fun as we had 2 nite. i like that it werent really croweded and the dj was really great. im planning to come back here tommorrow. maybe i can get this girl to hook up with us,,, she can teach me somethign and i can do her real, real good. i've turned a lotta straight gurls gay. i liked the attention the guys gave us to, nobody was rude or anyting. i found a real nice club thanks to your service.

Ok, so this club is not really a 1. It does have some cute girls and it is comfortable enough, but it is pasties, air dances and a the usual wanna dance kind of place.
The 1 is to put a little sanity around BobbyC's 10 ratings.
Also, by Orlando standards this place is probaly more like a 7, since everything in Orlando stinks.
Better to drive to Tampa have one dance and drive back than to spend 3 hours in an Orlando club.

I just can't say enough about this new girl Mya... what a fox!!!! This club is worth going to after work just to see this girl make love to the stripper pole. No pressure here. Very friendly waitresses, some will even dance for you in the champagne room (just a small bottle will get you in) and there's two real hot waitresses on tuesdays, thursdays and fridays. The DJ is pretty good, and the place is rocking with action everywhere. The outside of the club looks like two gigantic boobs! But there's no silicone here, just foxy butt shakers very good at making you forget your in Orlando. Mya's got to be the most talented stripper dancer in Orlando, so she's become my favorite. But there's a nice variety here, it's small and sort of "cheers" like with a full liquor bar and pretty cheap and generous $5 shots. Definitely don't miss this show.

There's this girl, Sexy Black who has a smokin body and a great personality. She sat and shared a few $5 shots of Tequila with me and this made her a little tipsy! But she was great company, funny as hell, and her butt was smooth and perfect. The great thing is you have a full bar and the girls drink with you if they like. And towards the end of the shift, some of them are warmed up real good! The dances here are the hottest in Orlando, just a shame to say that nudity is not allowed in Orlando. I also enjoyed this hot brazilian dancer with hips like Shakira! Phenomenal time!

There's a new twist here! They have a dance special with balloons, you pick a girl and pop the balloon for two very hot dances for $20, every one has a prize from a $50 bottle of champagne and free access to the private area to just a t-shirt or free drink. I won the champagne and wow what a deal! I got free access to the private area where we both shared the bottle. No hurry, no time limit! And she was already a bit tipsy! And I can't tell you what we did there, but I will say I left very, very happy!! She's one of the new girls, very young and just beautiful! Thank God for that! Very underated club... this one is now my favorite in O-town.

I had another fantastic night at this Harem... these girls are so Hot!!!!!!
Now they're wearing practically sheer and wickedly sexxy lingerie, and they'll dance right up to your face - very hot dances make up for the contoured pasties and string T backs. The waitresses are super too! No pressure. They'll even dance for you. There's one waitress who's so hot in her lingerie, every time she walks by I can't help but watch her fine silhouette stroll by me. I bought her a drink and she spent some quality time keeping me company and it made my fantasy experience more like a best girlfriend experience. You should give this club an "A" rating.

I've totally changed my mind about this club! The dancers are friendly and can engage in great, and sexy, conversations. There's a bunch of horny girls working here. All of the orlando clubs are sadly downgraded because of no nudity... but this club has brought back my taste for sexy lingerie! These girls leave almost nothing to the imagination and use creative pasties, and the thinnest of g-strings in Orlando. They also rank as the best butt shakers in town! Every one of them just facinated me. I think a hot ass must be a requirement to dance here! There was a butt-shaking contest the other night, and my girl Mya won! She's definitely the #1 dancer in Orlando in my opinion. I visit one or two strip clubs every week and I've been to them all... but in Orlando there's only one worth the money, dances are just $10, no hidden fees, and it's easy to get VIP treatment. There's a very private Champagne room area, but the bottles start at about $25, and you have a chance to win a free champagne room and bottle during their "pop your balloon" dance specials. I used to believe you can't get off in a club like this, but the other night I took this sweet sexy black girl with a "ten" culito into the champagne area where we had six private dances, and I blew a big one. There's a couple of recent new additions, and one of them does the best Shakira-like butt shaking dance you've ever to see. She's hotter than Shakira too. A couple of girls look like celebrities, and there all clean shaved and bootalicious. This is the club to visit when you're in Orlando, just off east Lee Road exit on I-4, you can't be disappointed either in their full liquor bar with reasonable prices and $5 shots... great! This one really deserves a ten.

Honestly, all of the Orlando clubs suck since they made every one wear pasties and banned nude lap dancing. But I found a gem of a dancer here who pretty much made me come and come and come with out the friction since she was so damn sexy. It's not often you see a great looking girl with a perfect ass get excited about stripping, but this girl Mya has it goin on! She makes me feel like I'm at the Mons or Scarlett's at Ybor, I mean you just wanna grab her ass. But you can't. That's the drawback here, no contact. But she makes for great sexy conversation and her bubbly personality along with a perfect 10 stipper body make this CLUB HAREM worth a second visit.