the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

What a difference a night makes! Wednesday there was nothing but hotties. I couldn't believe it. And, the club was rocking! :) In fact, I was going to give this club a 10 based on my experience on Wednesday, but then I went to Angels and had an even better time. Thus, I'm thinking Wednesday review should be an 8 or 9.

PLEASE read my review that was done for a Tuesday visit. The next day it was just amazing different. I visited around 6 PM on Wednesday one day later and there were 10 hot dancers and the club was rocking. Nice quiet atomoshpere so when I say rocking customers were happily shelling out the money for dances and tips.

The laps are $25 in a private VIP room and the table dances are at the bar and cost $15. The reason the club only got a rating of 9 for this visit is because then went to Angels. And, Angels really was much better because the laps were only $5 and there were a ton more dancers including HOT dancers.





I have 2 reviews for different days. This review is for 8 PM Tuesday. It was worse than horrible. Blubber blobs were chewing their cud slowly and providing nothing but eye pollution. The dancers were GARGANTUAN!!! A total of 6 dancers; 5 black and 1 white. It was painful to look at them. In fact most customers wanted NO part of them and were just watching a poorly played pool game.

This is an expensive club, btw. $25 for laps and $15 for table. After this experience I was thinking go to Angels go to Tootsies go the hell anywhere but here! The local nursing home has hotter babes and I'm NOT referring to the nurses!

This was a great small club a long time ago. It gets a 2 because it is still in business. Loud music, high prices, and ugly dancers.

The table dances are $15 and don't expect much contact. Private lap dances are $25. During the day shift the dancers were complaining that the owner had cut all songs to 3 minutes.

The big boast for this club is that there is never a cover charge.



This place isn't the little fun hole in the wall I remember. Maybe the neighborhood finally fell off, but it used to at least be a dive with charm. Then again, the dancers were always more just part of the scenery than anything else anyway, but even with that, there was still a serious decline in that they just can't seem to have more than 4 dancers at a time in this place. Another place better left remembered rather than revisited.