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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Decided to stop in the other night after noticing the sige (it's a little small easy to overlook except for the pink building). Great little club. Very nice atmosphere inside. Clean well kept a pleasant surprise. Girls were typical range (some thing for everyone) no high pressure tactics but plenty of private dances if you wish from the girl of your choice. Bartender was very personable as were a few of the regulars in there. Great place to spend a few hours (and a few bucks). So if your're in the New Port Richey look for the pink building (with the small sign) on the west side of Highway 19.

Full nude, full liquor, full pleasure. During the day girls rate mostly 4-6 in looks with a couple of 8/9. In the evening ratings are mostly 4-6 with several 8-10. VIP rooms are very private. Security only comes by to say "5 minutes left" and "times up, (name)." I've found some fun afternoon gals who are exceptionally nice in the VIP. 1/2 hour is $150. Cost is very reasonably compared to the $45 per nude song and $20/30 for topless rates. VIP also gets you 2 drinks or 2 drink tickets. The one evening I went to VIP with one of the "10's" she started asking for extra money and cut the 1/2hour short. That just confirms the old YMMV rule which exists everywhere there is more than one possibility for entertainment. This club is a 10 based on my experience with two gals. It is a 6 based on the total look of the gals. Hey! It only takes two! Down-to-earth bar staff.



Used to be a fun club, but current management has run off all the pretty fun girls, both behind and in front of the bar.
The owner needs to wise up and bring someone in to get this club back on track, cause the location is great with two other clubs close and easy access to the freeway.

I decided to stop by Friday after an airport run about 7:30. Not being a fan of paying a cover charge of over $5 since I'm a fair tipper, i pulled up and asked the guy outside if they had a cover. His response was "no, it's happy hour". So I park over in the side parking lot and stroll up to the door...the same guy says "there is a $4 parking charge, though" WTF? I should have taken this as an omen, and just left, but I said what the hell and stripped off 4 singles and went in.

I was met at the door by a girl who stopped chatting long enough on her cell phone to inform me that "it's happy hour so no cover but tips are appriciated" while she tapped on the tip jar. As I dropped in the single, I believe I caught a slight acknowlegement, but I couldn't be sure...maybe it was something she said to the other party on the phone.

The club is fairly good size, and a bar runs the length of the place, with tables (all empty) closer to the stage. I found an opening at the bar, and was greeted by a somewhat surly barmaid who asked what I wanted. I ordered up a Corona and checked out the girl on stage going through the motions. In fact, every dancer I saw was just going through the motions, and more or less just walked around on the stage. Possibly the worst group I've seen in quite a while. Anyway, my beer arrives and she hands me change from my $20, 13 $1 bills. Jesus, $7 for a beer? What's happy about that? Tossed her a buck and made my way over by a table.

The dancers walk around alot, but I seldom see them talk to anyone, not friendly at all. BTW, if you're a tit guy, forget it...this place is A-Cup city it seems. I nursed my $8 beer through several girls 3 song sets of some pretty bad techno-babble and decided to cut my losses and get the hell out.

Needless to say, I didn't get any dances (nor were any offered) so I can't comment on that. Took a leak before I left, and can happily report the head is clean, so that saves them from a #1 ranking. Other than that, save your money for some other clubs that actually make you feel welcome, most with better prices too.