the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

I love going in with friends, especially for features, of which BF has a wide variety of. Went in with a couples guys and a girlfriend of mine, and other than when there was a dance special, it didn't seem like there were a lot of girls eager to come over and talk to our group. I guess they thought we had just come for the feature, but I know that at least one, if not both of the guys with us were frequent SC fans that liked getting LDs. Finally found a gal that seemed nice, friendly and pretty for me and my girl for 2 for 50, but most of the girls there that night were 6-7 and seemed like they couldn't be bothered to do more than ask for the specials then go back to their drinks and cheap cigarettes. Good bartenders, but the girls need to learn some basic customer service skills.

Brass flamingo was a pretty nice club. I didn't quiet understand why there was two bars inside, but whatever. The back vip rooms are cool, but can get alittle pricey $30, which at some of the nicer clubs are only $20. However, they do run specials throughout the night for two dances for 40 dollars, which is always appreciated, and those sometimes come with a gift. The music is typical. Your average club music with alot of techno. I also like the fact that this is one of the few full nude full bars around tampa. It does come at a price though: 7 dollars per shot?! I guess that is typical though. The other patrons are pretty tamed. Alot of them being women, couples, and older gentlemen. There is an age restriction of 21 as well which help keep out the more rowdier kids.

The girls however, not cute. One I even saw had a c-section scar. Which is fine, but easily covered up by a belt or something to make it look less noticable. As a patrone I was just kindof weirded out, by the fact that some of the dancers looked as old as my mom. Some of the girls really stood out here though. I would highly suggest getting a dance from Candy or Thumper. Those were two of the nicest and non aggressive (in a manner of speaking) dancers there.

They also get some great stars to come in like a midget stripper; Pikie. which was pretty cool and of course really got the growd going.

They also have an amateur night, which was kindof interesting and kinda scary. However, is pretty cool because the girls that participated got free drinks.

I, however, will not be back anytime soon.

First time here on a weekday afternoon shift. The inside the club was fairly nice, clean and friendly. I tried a dance which was $30, decent dance, nothing great, I would say average for the area. My expectations on this trip were not that high, since it was a day shift. Maybe this place is better on weekends or nights as far as dancer quality? A beer was $3, which I thought was more than fair, always nice to be able to drink and enjoy full nudity.

It's a nice looking place, kinda small but that's OK, with two stages. The VIP area is furnished a bit like Rick's in Seattle, though it's much smaller. It is closed off from the main room and consists of a couple of rows, facing each other, of high-back, high-arm "love seats." There is no privacy in the VIP area, but that's OK because nothing of a private nature goes on there. The "Champagne Rooms" @ $150 per half-hour (plus tips, I suspect) are adjacent to, and entered via, the VIP area and look to be much the same as the regular VIP rooms @ YSC -- a little couch in a tiny alcove behind an opaque curtain.

For the most part the dancers were attractive, although usually rather older up close than they looked from a distance. I had laps from three of varying degrees of pulchritude, all more gymnastic than sensual. I really miss those girls from the old Tanga back in the '80s. They seriously understood what sensuality was all about.