the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Went on a Tuesday Evening around 7:30. The girls were not spectacular; a collection of 2-5's, with a 6 thrown in (who happened to be in her 30's-- the rest were older). The show at the stage was Incredile with GOOD 1-way contact; if the girls had been better looking, it would have been awesome. As it was, I got some pvt dances from the 6, who did have a sexy attitude. Dances were $25 each. In between dances the girl kept asking "are you Sure you want another one? It's Another $25...". This is probably an indication of what is normal here. The show got progressively better, with the top being lost at song #2. It was Very Hands On (2-way minus the kitty)), energetic and very contact-intensive. I was hard-pressed to last as long as I did. After chilling a bit, the night crew came in which included some... well... younger girls if not prittier.

I stopped in at Beaches last weekend. The girls are not very attractive at all (2-4 range), but they make up for it with LOTS of contact at the stage. When you tip at the stage, she will come off the stage and sit in your lap for a "mini-lap". When I slipped my hand inside her panties to pet the kitty, there were no objections. The only problem is that you have to close your eyes, and picture someone in your mind who is pleasing to look at, because these strippers are not.

Girls exert lots of pressure to buy them a drink, and lots of pressure for private dance. I found that as soon as you buy the girl a drink, she chugs it down, and then takes off looking for another guy. Very unsatisfying. I did not try a private dance, because I didn't stay long enough. Next time, I will have more beers, get slightly drunk, and then take one of those gals to the back room.



This club is slipping as of late. only 5-6 girls last time I went there, the service was horrible and for the most part the looks of the girls werent much better. The DJ in the club is irritateing to say the least. Will give the club another chance soon but it has quickly dropped near the bottom of my list of clubs to visit.

I went in last week to see if the club was still as good as it used to be. Sadly it wasn't. They are having problems with getting the girls to come in on day shift. They open at 2 but according to the DJ, the girls may not show up until 4 or 7:00 pm. They are trying to recruit new girls to bring it back to its future glory. The regulars were still there at the bar drinking w/ the bar tender but thats just a bar not a club.