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Pink Pony

7971 NW 33rd St
Take N.W. 36 ST west past MIA to 79 ave. Left to N.W. 33st.
Miami, Florida 33122
305-513-3780
Club Type: Nude
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 5

Cover Charge
  Day: 0   Night: 5
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 15
Avg. Drink Cost: 5.75

Private Dance: Private Room
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: Lunch
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 12/12/2007
Beer and Wine - Yes
Full Bar - Yes
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - No

18 and over - No

Lunch - Yes
Dinner - No
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Unknown
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - Yes

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown
Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown
VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown
Shower Shows - Unknown

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours: noon to 2AM
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This place is a high hustle joint where the girls are basically working girls. They dont want to dance really, they only want to get you to pay the bouncer $25 to go into a private room in back which looks like the kind of lap dance room that most places dont even charge for. Once you're committed to the room they then try to sell you FS the whole time you're back there for $300 or so. The girls are aggressive and nasty if you don;t follow their plan. I could not even get my girl to dance for me in the VIP room. All she wanted to do was convince me to do a bbbj for $200 or fs for $300. I have never seen a place this nasty in all my travels. In addition when the girls come off the stage they wander around the place demanding their $1 tip - even if youre in the middle of a conversation or a chair dance with another girl. The attitude of the women herer is just nasty. If you want to get laid, and think a 30+yr old latin girl who is 20 lbs overweight is worth $300 for 15 mins this place is a sure thing. If you are looking for a GFE and like a strip club atmosphere stay away from here.

Went to Pink Pony for the first time two weekends ago on a Sunday afternoon. I have been going to Tootsie's recently and wanted to get back to the smaller atmosphere as I prefer small quaint clubs to giant mega clubs. I came in to grab a drink and watch some football in the early afternoon and there were only 5 girls working, ranging in looks from about 3 to 6.5. The girls here come around after every dance and ask for tips here, even when you are having a conversation which I find a little annoying. Anyway, this one Colombian girl comes up to me and asks for a dance so I say ok to see how the dances are here. She appeared to be a little more mature, mid 30's or higher. Anyway, this is what gets me about this club, to have a private friction dance, you have to give the doorman who guards the area $25 in addition to the costs of your dance, another rip off. Once I get back there, the girl tells me that there is a three song minimum (absolute bs) at $25 per song or $150 for FS for 30 minutes. I had no interest in fs with this particular chica so I opted for the three songs which I figured would be active considering the other option that she proposed, but I was wrong, it was the most boring $75 dance that I ever had, no grind, touch or extras. I would like to go back to this place a little later to get a better sense. Now that I know extras are available at that $, it may be well worth it to go if you find the right girl.

It is the worst Pink Pony I have been in my life or any club. I like Pink POny in Atlanta way better. I wnet to this club on Sunday afternoon. Mostly latinos and black women. All of them were either ugly and fat or slim. After a dancer gets off a stage, she comes to guys who did not tip her on stage and asks for tip. I tip girls that I want to see up close and are attractive. None of them were and several came to me and ask for tip. I left after an hour. It is a dump!!!! Although, I did see a guy who went to the stage and poke his hand or fingers in the girls pink area. The manager overlooked it. The place is definitely low class. I went to Cheetah later in Pompano Beach and it was awesome. It was late Sunday nite. The girls were hot at the Cheetah.

The women in this place where great.Got some really nice table dances.I even had a dance in the VIP area.IT WAS GREAT!!!.It is well worth the visit.The women in this place are beautiful.the is excellent to.
I bought 2 table dances from this beautiful brunette with great tits and when she was done I got a free video.Still have it.

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Reviewed By: Rikwynn Send Private Message to Rikwynn

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Review Date: February 3, 2008
Day of Visit: Unknown
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This place is a high hustle joint where the girls are basically working girls. They dont want to dance really, they only want to get you to pay the bouncer $25 read more...



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