the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Tsk tsk. This club is depressing as far as dancers are concerned they aren't ugly and they are not cute. But there are some pretty ones mixed in between. the dayshift is much better to visit than the nightshift. Its laid back relaxed if you know what i mean. The dances are 5 dollar table dances during the day. I think it varies on time also. The drinks are reasonable and i hope your throwing skills are well cause the stage is located inside of the bar so your tips will most likely not make it unless the dancer reaches over to grab it. The cover charge can get costly if they have some performers or some special events going on. especially if your an out of town dancer. they will try to charge you a high tipout if you are not a house girl coming during a special event such as superbowl etc. overall this club is only good to be in when something is going on.

I learned that they had a new day shift from Noon to 7 PM. I showed up around 2 PM and bought a beer for $6 and because it was happy hour I got a second one free. The club was extremely quiet as far as customers went. Overall the dancer quality was just fair with the exception of 2 hotties. Anytime BEFORE either 10 PM or perhaps it was Midnight (the bartender wasn't sure about the cut off time, dances are $5 for table (plenty of contact) and $10 for lap dances.

I bought over 20 dances (spent over 4 hours at the club) and went way over budget and was rubbed raw. But, I had a fantastic time.

One thing I really appreciated was that there were 2 pool tables so you could just chill waiting for the right dancer to show without any pressure. Except for The Trap which slashed its hours and raised its prices all the clubs seemed to have figured out that it makes sense to have a day shift. It was brutal for the dancers today, however. There was a ridiculoust number of dancers per customer and dancers kept leaving because there weren't enough customers, but new dancers kept arriving. It was a real party atmosphere even though most dancers weren't making money.



I went by this spot the last night I was in town and it is off the chain. I got there about 11:00pm on a Sunday night, and there were PLENTY of honies in the spot. I usually am suited up when I go to any club, but this night I was just business casual. It made a difference because I was approached all night long and given a VIP treatment. The drinks are decently priced and the staff was very laid back. VIP dances were only $10 so I didn't spend too much time with the Table dances, even though there is a lot of contact for a table top. The VIP was full contact and a lot of it. You will be taken care of in there.

The ladies were all friendly, though a few tend to hang around if they see you tipping. I wish I had more time to check out more of the honies in there, but will definitely be back when I go back to Miami. It is worth the trip

There's always plenty of parking here. The girls are cute but aggressive. Half of them rotate between this club and coco's which is literally around the corner. The drink prices are reasonable for a strip club but the waitresses are fast, which means they will be back to you soon. Lap dances are pretty good at least you get your money's worth. Good place, you will want to come back