the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

This club is a dive. There wasn't a dancer to be seen, and the bartender couldn't look up from her cosmo long enough to serve me. THen I was told unescorted females weren't allowed in the club for safety reasons. I asked to speak to a manager and I was told there wasn't one on duty. So I told the bartender that if there was no one here and no one dancing, could I just get a beer. She told me that I would have to leave or she would be forced to call the police because I was trespassing. IMAGINE THAT!!! On my out (I don't need any trouble) I saw three girls walking in and if they were dancers... they were the fattest ugliest dancers I have ever seen.

Don't waste your time visiting this club. The majority of the girls are very average and not very freindly to boot. Better off going to clubs closer to downtown.

Average review simply because there was nothing to review. I stopped in the middle of the afternoon. Two guys sitting, one with a dancer. No one dancing. Had a $4 beer and left. Never saw anyone else. There wasn’t even music playing. Did hear the DJ mumble something one time, but have no idea what was said with his “drive thru sound system”.

I stopped in about 5 PM on Tuesday. They still have $3 beers at happy hour. The music was overly loud. One customer, right after I walked in, asked that it be turned down, This was done. If not, I would not have stayed. It was close to hurting my ears. There were about ten customers, off and on, and six dancers, two black, two Latin, and two white. The only two that were decent were the two white ones, and both looked no older than 18. Two dances were done per set. I just had a couple of beer and left. They still have free parking. If you want to just have a couple of cheap beers and don’t care much about the scenery, go there.