the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

what a dive the vip rooms are now with beaded curtains so everyone can see thru and the girls are average they all want to hustle you what a waste next time i will travel north to tootsies

Stir Crazy is hit or miss depending on the night that you go. The club itself has a decent amount of space, with 2 bars - a smaller one is located adjacent to the VIP rooms. Lapdances are also given in a private area that's curtained off from the main area so it's possible to find a nice girl who'll get fairly skin to skin with you during a lapdance.

On the weekends or Thursday/Friday nights that I've been to, the girls have been fairly decent - good amounts of 6's, 7's and 8's. You may get an occasional 9 if you're lucky. The bartenders are also pretty (again I've noticed that this changes depending on your night). I've done VIP there once a while back - an incredibly sexy Latin mixed with Asian named Rachel (or was it Raquel?)- but she doesn't work there anymore. VIP rooms are a tad small - basically a couch and a table and it ran me about $350 for everything.

The girls are somewhat friendly, but you get the super impersonal ones every so often. Personally I go there for lapdances only and I'm not interested in the small talk. Overall a good club to visit if you're in South Miami and looking for a private lapdance away from the eyes of everyone else.

was their on tuesday only 4 pretty girls none spoke english very well was approched by several with the wanna good lap dance routine finaly said yes to a short latin girl think she was cuban or some banna republic she was ok got a bj and a hand job 200 for another 150 the full treatment but the champaign room was small i could see some fat cuban guy banging some chick i didnt feel comfortable so had 2 more drinks and left dont know if i will be back.

Much like many of its South Dade counterparts, Stir Crazy is long on mediocre Latina strippers and short on pretty much anything else. While it does feature two stages, what it does not feature is a variety of dancers or a staff that is easy to communicate with. The club is rather small, forcing lap dances into a separate room from the drinking and main entertainment. The upside to a small club with trashy dancers and a separate lap dance area is pretty obvious. I just wouldn't let any of the girls here kiss you on the mouth.

Drinks are reasonably priced and occasionally you can find a diamond in the rough, but for the most part the club is just sort of a nasty, neighborhood nudie bar for guys from Kendall and Pinecrest. The interior is a little beat up, as is the exterior, as are the dancers. The girls, however, are a little friendlier than they are at some of the higher-end clubs, but this may just be because they don't feel like working. Better to go a little further south to Centerfolds or a little further north to BT's.