the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

In Miami on business (again) and headed for the Player's Club where I've have nice times during my 2 prior visits. It appeared that the club was either closed or being remodeled - could not tell; there were a few guys and a U-Haul truck at the back door at 10:30 on a Monday nite.

So I headed to Take One just to see for myself what it was like. The parking lot was somewhat crowded at 11pm but I still wanted to check it out.

The club is relatively small with the stage behind the bar (something I really hate about these Miami clubs) But the women were hot.... All shades of chocolate and caramel with sizes from petite to bootilicoius. I would rate the average girl being a 7. There were not dogs or uglies in the place. I kinda chilled upon arriving and had to stand due the crowd. Ladies were very friendly and not pushy for drinks of dances.

Next to me was what I consider to be one of the Top 3 hotties in the club. I do not go after the hottest girls in the club because TYPICALLY they have the most snobbish attitudes and give the least for the most $$. But this particular hottie was flirting with me big time. No names on this one to protect the not-so innocent. She was flirting with her eyes and bright smile without saying a word. Occassionally bumping into me with a seductive coy look and big smile. Finally, I asked her name and a conversation developed. She gave me some cash and asked me to buy her a drink.... WTF???? We talked a while until she had to go do a few dances and then back to me for more flirting. Finally, I had to endulge and what a great experience she was. I spent a small fortune on her (my choice) and she never kept track of the dances or $$.

She left to go on stage and did a few more private dances for other patrons then worked her way back to me for more flirting and cuddling..... But in her abscence, I was graced with a few dances from a few other choice ladies... Very nice dances are had here. From where I was, I could see practically every dancer giving her best efforts to the lucky patrons.

My carmel cutie came back and cuddled with me some more. Then around 2am she asked me to take her "home" for the evening. And what a nice time we both had. Georgeous and very pleasant young lady.

Gotta visit Take One again.

The girls in there are fantastic. The club was small but it gave me a chance to be up close and personal. Two points are taken off because there's no live dj.

Went into this club on a weeknight. A small place. Girls mostly African American. There were about a half dozen girls. Unfortunately they were all busy with customers. Looked like the guys were having fun, but with none available I didn't stay long.


Nice little cozy spot to go. Plenty of selection great contact w/ most of the dancers. A lap will get you $5 per song but heard they are going to up it to $10. Hope that isn't true. I love the no cover to get in. You just have to be aggressive to get the dancer you want ..cause the customers there will grab the girl they want and hold 'm up for awhile. I've only been ther once and have to make another trip again when I get the chance. Went on a Fri nite most of caught the afterwork crowd 'cause it was definately crunk up in there.