the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

Now called Booby Trap instead of Hotties.

I was there on a Monday night. It's a large and nice club in an industrial area of Miami, just off the highway. Easy to get to, not far from Doral.

There are two stages. Only one was in use this evening. The bouncers were very pleasant, offering a seat near the stage, and offering VIP if I felt up to it.

The first three dancers were pretty sketchy - larger women, older. I got one dance ($25) from a hispanic dancer - very good mileage in the back. A bouncer came by a few times, but did not bother us. there was only one more dancer of interest, a chubby blonde. I got dances from her. She offered VIP ($100 room, $150 FS, no Greek) which I declined, not my thing. I got 4 dances from her - amazing mileage - could basically do whatever I wanted. Left a very happy guy.

I'd go back there - dancers are not the best quality, but mileage is great.

This is a great spot, out of the way of major traffic and plenty of parking. They do charge you a cover (usually around $5) but once you're inside it's very worth it. The girls on average are very nice. Averages are 6-7-8 and even a few 9's. Drinks aren't as pricey as some other places but it will cost you upwards of $5 for a heinekin. Lapdance areas are private.

The decor is pretty nice, owing to the fact that this is a new spot. But it's huge. 2 stages, and 2 bars and ample seating for everyone. They even try to keep both stages occupied on the off hours, which is usually when I go. Overall the girls are friendly - some whites, mostly hispanics - all of whom are quite good enough for me to get a lapdance from. Bartenders are usually hot as well. Overall a great club.

Very local and very low class. Went in during the week with a friend and there were maybe 6-7 girls and 10 guys. Most of the girls were black or latin, none in shape, most with stretch marks and tatoos. Several offered everything pretty quickly for a vip room, but they would have had to pay me to go and even then I would have had second thoughts. This club looks glitzy on the outside, but find a better club.

Stopped by on a Thursday night the week of the super bowl and was greatly disappointed by this club. For a Miami area club, I would have expected a lot better. The place is huge, but it looks like they are doing some remodeling while they are open. I only saw about 6 girls in the club and maybe that many customers. I would go back to this place again. There are too many other clubs in Miami to waste your time here.