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Bare Assets
4020 W New Haven Ave
I-95 Exit 192 go east about 1 mile on left side
Melbourne,
Florida 32904
321-952-4291
Club Type: Topless
Dancer Ethnicity: Unknown Ethnicity
Member Rating:
VIP Only
12 Month Trend:
VIP Only
# of Reviews: 6
Cover Charge
Day: 0
Night: 4
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 3.5
Private Dance: Lap
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: None
Minimum Age: 21
Last Update: 07/11/2008
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Beer and Wine - Yes Full Bar - Yes BYOB - No Juice Bar - No
18 and over - No
Lunch - No Dinner - No Snacks / Buffet - No
Non-Smoking - No Cigar Bar - Unknown
Pool Tables - Unknown DJ - Unknown Jukebox - Unknown
| Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes Stage Dancing (Nude) - No
Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes Lap Dances (Topless) - Yes Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown
Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown
Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown Shower Shows - Unknown
Membership Club - Unknown
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Just like the reviewer below me, I keep on comming back eventhough it is a dissapointment. I went on a Thursday, and I dont know if it just was a bad day for the club or what, but jeez- who picked these girls to work here? I am very forgiving when it comes to looks but out of all of the girls working that night only 1 was attractive to me. And what makes it even worse was the dancers were somewhat pushy when it came to dances from them. Hey at least the drinks were decent.
For some reason, I keep comming back to this place. Each time it is dissapointing. However, I keep comming back. Probably the reason is this is the only place in Melbourne. I went on a day during the week. The crowd was much larger than ususal. The club was full and there were about 10 girls working. Overall the place is clean. The clients are nice. It is NOT a rough crowd. Drink service was quick and they even give you free popcorn. Enough about the club. The girls are average. Some attractive, some overweight. But utlimately, it comes down to the dances. The dances here are very weak. That is the overall problem visit after visit. Contact is low and it did not appear there were any exceptions. If you are looking for a clean, safe, low-milage club, Bare Assets is for you. If you are looking for more contact try another place.
There are some nice looking women here at night, and they often have features.
Affordable bar and a good location are plus's.
But the dances are lame, minimal contact and the day shift girls are looking a bit tired.
Once in a while a new girl shows up, often they are young and cute and push the rules a bit.
So it's worth checking out for a cold beer and a peek when in the area.
It has been a while since my last visit. The last time, I was so dissapointed that I thought it was the last visit. As usual, the inside is clean. The girls are largely different but still average. About 7 girls were working the night I visited. Some girls were friendly and would sit down and talk to you. What Bare Assets calls dances are available. You can get a dance out in the main room or go in the back room. Contact is limited in either place. This visit was particularly low on the YMMV factor. There is also a main stage for dancers. The club does run feature performers occaisonally. This is the only place in Melbourne. If you don't want to drive to the beaches or Orlando, this is where you go. The only reason the club rates a 6 is that it is a Florida club. Compared to places in other states this would be an excellent club. Compared to a Florida club, this place is weak.
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Bare Assets Reviews & Ratings
Reviewed By: stormshadow79 
Overall Rating: join... | Club Rating: join... Dancer Rating: join... Value Rating: join... | Review Date: July 27, 2007 Day of Visit: Unknown Dancers on Shift: Unknown |
Just like the reviewer below me, I keep on comming back eventhough it is a dissapointment. I went on a Thursday, and I dont know if it just was a bad day for read more...
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