the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

This is one of the places, apparently, which gives Pinellas County such an abysmal reputation for its strip clubs. I can best describe this as a dump, with low class clientele, lower class dancers, and a mood inside which would bring most any visitor down.

The women? Chubby tramps.
The clientele? Saber toothed rednecks.
The mood? Dreary, and declining rapidly as the night goes on...

I visited on a weekday evening about 12:00 o'clock. I am going to bet it won't be much different on a weekend evening, but I will not bother coming back to verify that.

Went mid afternoon, mid week. Almost deserted, at least 5 girls, none less than a 6, one an 8. Very clean altho smoky. Buy one drink, sit at the bar, girls come around to talk and get $1's, ask you to buy a drink. Teresa attached herself to me and I was glad later. One girl on stage at all times, in rotation. Pasties but the see-thru kind; bottoms stayed on while onstage. Three $20 dances in the VIP room with Teresa(private altho she said there were cameras, no one cared), plenty of two way grindage and some decent joysticking. She showed me her landing strip often but pushed my hand away when I tried to caress it, gave me full access to the top. She was at least a 7, depending on your tastes. Nice place, would return to try some of the other ladies who were attractive and friendly, could do without the smoke.

Stopped by on a Wed nite, around 11PM...small, yet cozy place....5 buck cover. Seemed to be more of a pastie place than topless... dancers were in the 6-8 range....mostly white (kind of an ethnic crowd)...Had dances from Nikki, a 30 something enhanced Czech woman....very nice body, very polite. VIP entailed no cover, and 20 dollars a dance. I was told that her boobs and crotch were off limits, and contact was pretty much one-way. Nikki had some nice dance skills, even tho' I am used to the Mons/YS style of full contact. Ful bar, full length songs, overall not a bad place. Was only 5 minutes from my hotel, so will be worth a repeat visit or two. The only weird thing during my visit was watching the dancer on stage throw a fit (and her shoes) at a patron as he was walking out that must have been bothering her during her set. From what I saw, I am glad she missed, as those spike heels look like deadly weapons once airborne.

Was on my way to Tampa from Orlando and saw a billboard for Showgirls and stopped in. Decent place, good drink prices and the girls were 6 to 8 with a couple of 9s. The lap dances are very good. $6 to get into the backroom once and $15 for the night and $10 on a couch and $20 on a bed. Great mileage and great attitudes of the girls. Stayed way to long and spend way to much money.