the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

My rating is an average of a 3 for the appearance and ambiance of the club and a 9 for the action available. Went by on a Saturday night. I think there were 6 girls working, 3 white and 3 black. A pleasant, somewhat older lady was sitting at the end of the bar when I came in. We started talking and she was really friendly. I mentioned some dancer names from when I was there about a year and a half ago, and it seemed to do the trick for letting them know I wasn't a cop. We had a nice conversation, and then went up stairs for a good time.
There is a stage and a pole on the downstairs level, but I have never actually seen anyone dance. The attraction is the additional services that are available, not the appearance or the dancing ability of the dancers.

So, It is all true. The place is a dive. The beer is cold. The special exists. If you look like five0 you'll get a 20 snow job with no touching.
I've been there three times two times it was okay the last time the girl took me to the back and she avoided me like I was going to arrest her. I got different action the previous times I was in. I hope they fix that for the next time I'm there.

Cant really give a review so I split the middle with a 5, here's why. I got to this place at 12:30 pm on a saturday night figuring they close at 2am like other bars in Jacksonville. The bartender was taking out the trash and there was only one heavy gal sitting at the bar. Bartender said she'd get me a drink when she got back but that they'd be closing soon. I looked around the small bar and room and decided I'd be better off leaving as neither gal really appealed to me. I could have stayed and hit the jackpot or it may have been a waste of time. Thats why I give this a 5. I guess i would advise getting there early before they decide to close up for the night.

Let me qualify this review by saying.
1. This is not your typical club
2. This is not the type of club I would normally attend
3. I was visiting JAX and a friend asked me to meet him there - I would be pleasantly surprised.

All that said, I met a few friends there for a nice "meet and greet". The place is kind-of a hole in the wall joint with quite a number of mature ladies that are not working in any of the mainstream clubs. But there were a few ladies (2 to be exact) that were attractive and got the attention of the few gentleman callers in the audience. Secret - slim and trim chocolaty little bundle of joy; ready to please. And then there was Skyy, tall, voluptuous and hottttt!!! Got my attention the whole time I was there.

A few "fantacy dances" were had and I mean fantacy!!!! As my friend said, I was indeed pleasantly surprised. I don't know if the ladies are this friendly to all the unknown patrons that visit, but I'm so glad I got the "out-of-towner" intro before I walked in the door...... And really enjoyed the special attention I got from the 2 lovelies mentioned..... Jennifer (mature white bbw) was trying to get mine and the attention of my buddy and his pals, but she was just not my type and apparently not to the other guys either.

I will remember this fantacy visit for some time. YMMV at this place, especially if they don't know you.

Have fun and play safe.