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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Despite the fact that I showed up last Sunday right about the same time the shift changed, still had a good time. It was a small crew there at the time, but they averaged 7. As always, it was more energetic than a neighborhood strip bar in the middle of nowhere should be as opposed to CG up the road, which was deader than dead about 30 minutes prior to that (6:30 on a Sunday). In hindsight, I wouldn't have stopped there first and just would have ended up here.

Went here on a Wed. afternoon. Three girls working all between a 6 to about an 8. You can drink in this bar and it is a full nude show. Place is fairly small, but I found it to be a nice break from the glitzy clubs in other cities. Friendly crowd of about a dozen, and a hot bartender. There are 2 areas for dances, one is for $20 topless (off main area but still one room where multiple couples could be in there at the same time). The other area is for full nude $150 for half hour and is more private. Tried both and was satisfied with each. Would recommend if in the area.

First visit in about a year. The place has gone through an upgrade, both in the furnishings and the talent. The trouble was that there were only two girls there that afternoon (although one lady tried to get me to believe that there were usually 9 or 10 on a day shift), so not much stage action and more pressure to visit the VIP area. Did I say pressure? It was nothing compared to the Tampa clubs, but more than usual here just the same. The evening shift only brought two more girls, one a tad chubby, and I was bored and ready to leave when Sativa took the stage. Now, you have to trust me that I am a certified connoisseur of breasts, but Sativa had the best set I have seen *live* in years, and better than virtually anything on the internet. She made the visit worthwhile just to look at them. Unfortunately, she had a regular hanging all over her or I would have gone to the private room with her (btw, $20 topless, $40 nude, but one girl said most of them will get nekkid for the $20. Champagne room is $150 for half an hour. Two different areas--one for topless and the other for nude/VIP). This girl, although her face will not win any prizes, is worth the trip from Sarasota, Lakeland or Atlanta for those tits. Now, you have to like good sized, firm (not a hint of droop) boobies with large, pink puffy nipples to appreciate her. If not, what can I say? To each his own.

I visited here again, and I can't say enough good things about this place, since it caters to everything I like about strip clubs: it's small, it's personalized and most of the girls are on a higher scale that you would expect from a place this small. Forget the name but got a 2/1 lap (and a DVD to go with it) from this latin brunette that if it was that good on a special, it almost made me want to get an actual one if I didn't have to leave. Good time was had, will return.