the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Excellent club. It is the closest club for Pasco, Hernando or Citrus county. Alcohol is very excellent priced and even the dances are priced very well. They even have champaigne rooms. I did a dance with a beautiful blonde and then had her do one for my hubby. I highly reccomend this place. One of the girls was very pushy, we just ignored her. It is definitely worth the visit. They have a DJ and a full liquor bar. They are fully nude. I don't know why this thing said they were a bikini, but it is wrong, it is nude.

This is the closest club to Hernando county. It isn't like a 5 star resort, but it is a comfortable atmosphere. It seems they got rid of most of the fatties, but there are a few cuties. One girl I found was extremely nice and out of place for that club, but it sure was nice to spend some close and personal time with her, if you know what i mean. I think her name was vixen or something. She said she was from vegas and you can tell by the way she dances. Dances are $30, Champaigns are $150, bottled beer $3.

This place is apparently the last stop for old strippers before retirement. Lots of dropping boobs, tatoos, belly scars and sagging skin. Lap dances are 30 bucks each and are in a room next to the pool table. I did not partake, so I cannot give a review, but there was a lot of sales talk about how good they would be. This place is in the same building with a butcher shop. You can't miss it driving down the highway, just look for the huge sign on the roof that says "MEAT MARKET". A fitting description of the activities inside.

I didn't expect much from this club, but I was in the area and had some time to kill. I went about 5pm when it was still very bright outside, and the inside is so dim that I had to stand there completely blind for a minute. I forget if there was a cover charge, if so, it was not large. However the door man does make you sign some sort of statement. I didn't actually read it, but presumably I was promising not to do what I actually ended up doing (I didn't sign my real name, so I don't feel bad about it :-). I noticed that the dancers were a bit older, which is a bad sign for a "do not touch club" but a good sign otherwise since they tend to be very matter of fact about the business they are in and how they make money.

About 5 minutes after I sat down, I was approached by a 40ish blonde and I enquired about private dances. She was very up front about what she offered and told me to stop by the bathroom first to get some TP because I was going to need to clean up afterwards! We went in the back area and into a cubicle with a curtain. I was a little nervous because the cubicle was in the line of sight of the main room (others aren't), but she said no bouncers ever came back there. She quoted me a price of $75 + the $20/song fee for oral or $150 + $20/song fee for full service. I started with oral, then upgraded. Be sure you take a cover as the girls don't carry them (I guess that would look "suspicious"). Things came to a successful conclusion and we chatted a bit. A very nice appetizer before supper!