the ultimate strip club list

October 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 280

The Cat is not really anyone's first choice when it comes to class, or selection. But when you want a wild chick who lets you go you go to town on her, go to the cat. The girls are very friendly and don't mind much the liberties you can take with them. The only downside in my mind is the "mandatory" tip the girls come around after they dance the stage for. Go on a monday, or thursday after 11pm and you'll have a great time.

Went back and had a fairly good time. One girl named des*** was the best there. Lots of contact and allowed liberal roaming of hands. Not the best in the area but convenient to my place. Note that the parking is a bit scary in the area. Reccomend using the valet...it's more secure.

This place is pretty good considering the slim pickings in the immediate area. Went on a Tues afternoon, about a dozen girls. Most were 7 or higher. Had three very high mileage dances for 25 per from H****. Great contact and roaming encouraged. Well worth the visit.

I went there a little after 4 PM on Wednesday. The club is located in Coral Gables where there are some seriously wealthy individuals. Yes, it is in an industrial zone of the city, which I think is good news. Seems a little more secluded. Parking at night seems like it would be necessary to use their valet parking at $2 or VIP parking at $5. My guess is that this would be an excellent club for a savy patient dancer to make some serious money. At one time I lived in the Gables and the money can definitely flow if you know the right people. Think of people who think nothing of spending $10,000 for a bottle of wine at lunch to impress their friends. Table dances are $15 and lap dances are $25. I wasn't interested in buying either because I'm spoiled by the high quality high contact FIVE DOLLAR laps provided @ the "dive" known as Angels. There is NO cover until after 8 PM and then it is $5. There were no black dancers when I visited. Just whites and latinas. Two of the dancers would have been to die for but they had the IMPLANT VIRUS. Beautiful breasts ruined to make them bigger. Bigger ain't necessarily better.



I tried to work at this club. It looks nice on the outside, but finding it is another story. I had a map, and I knew I was in the right place, but I drove around and around and around until I almost gave up. When I finally got there, it was closed. There was one girl there who was ok-looking. The main thing is that it seems to be in the middle of some body shops or something, and there is trash everywhere and it looks like you would get mugged walking to your car. I decided that if I had that much trouble finding the place, then so would the customers. Don't waste your gas.