the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I made my every other month or so trip to Playmates last Saturday. There were all the usual suspects from the past couple of years. I hear the night shift gets new girls. I wonder why the day shift doesn't? That short stout blond was there working the room just like always. I hear she is pretty reliable in the VIP. Actually, I think most of the day crowd is. The problem is that they are all pretty unattractive. One of the girls who has a nice body, but tough face, cut her hair way too short. Well after a $5 cover, a bottle of water, and about 30 minutes, I had better things to do so I left for the beach. I would rather get a $10 dance from a pretty girl than $20 dance from my grandma.

was in town on business my first time at playmates.the atmosphere of the club was very relaxing music was not too loud they play dance rock and classic rock.a beautiful waitress named michelle waited on me not too pushy like the others clubs i visited in cocoa beach earlier. prices of the drinks were resonable. after i settled in a very pretty mature and outgoing dancer named ariel asked me if id like some company and i absolutely wanted her company. we talked laughed and she made me feel very comfortable . i ask her to take me to the vip room did about seven dances and ariel gave me the most erotic dance ive ever had. i travel frequently. i highly recommend you go to see ariel shes from tampa so usually only works thurs-sat.and when your there please tell ariel david from memphis said ill see her very soon!!!

Stopped by on the way back to O-town. As I was sitting at the bar a gorgeous blond walked out of the dressing room and saw me eyeing her. When she came up close I noticed she had a little mileage on her and was confirmed when she started talking about her 18 yr old daughter(like to meet her her). Still very pretty and the body of a teenager (with implants). Offered a VIP dance for $100. I declined and went for the standard. Nice contact in semi-private room. Was worth the $20.

I visited early Friday afternoon. Hardly any dancers. Got two long dances from Logan in a private booth for $20 per dance. Lots of hands on action and LFK. I tipped an extra $20 and left happy. Logan is a squeezably soft recent mother -- not a hard body but generous with the affections. This club is dark which is good and bad -- good for privacy and bad for evaluating the dancers. I would have preferred Holly at Cheaters in Cocoa Beach but she was absent that day. Logan is nice. Give her a try.