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July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

It's been a while since I stopped by this club. Most of my cash has been going towards the $20 - $25 dances from Tampa and I was ready to try some of these $10 dances.

Well, the $10 can give you more variety. It will also get you plenty of 2-way contact. But you also get what you pay for. Don't get me wrong, there are lots of pretty girls, some that could dance along the best in Tampa. They just don't have the enthusiasm of those $20 dancers. For $10, expect to get lots of the stripper cliches, from catty stories about other dancers to details about thier babies and how thier daddies aren't around anymore.

This club is great for just hanging out and people watching. The patrons range from salty old beach guys to young guys that wish they were gangsters. Strong drinks, people watching, and some naked women who will dance in front of you for not a lot of cash make for a fun night. It's just not the same experience as you get on the west coast of Florida.

I stopped again a few times in the last few weeks.
Mostly the same crew of dancers, in the past it was generally older and more "friendly" dancers in the daytime with younger girls and more hustle at night.
But lately, I've gotten some really high mileage dances from a few young hotties at night.
Most memorable were one lean but soft young blond with a delicious Tennessee accent and languorous conversational manner who was a pleasure to spend and hour with, including a few good contact semi GFE lapdances, for just a couple of Jacksons...
and a on another night, a voluptous sister who, even after learning I was just out of cash, was determined to sell me for later return with the absolutely highest mileage "sample" dance I've ever gotten for $10.

The rules seem to be slipping here, with most girls watching out for each other, freedom in pursuit of the PL dollar.

Got there just after they opened at 4:00 on a Sunday afternoon. There was only a few customers and even fewer dancers, but they kept coming in over the next two hours. Got dances from two oriental dancers. The first was thin and very attractive. Dances were sensuous and her hands roamed freely. The second dancer was a bit plump. She had a very outgoing personality and gave lots of contact, but her aggressive style just did not do it for me. The other dancers that were working included a mix of black and white girls. Only saw one that had no business being in that line of business. The rest were all acceptable with a couple of them that were real lookers. As the crowd picked up, many of the dancers clung to their regulars and it became more difficult to get a dance, so I did not hang around too long. Dances are still a bargain at $10 and you get a free shot with your first drink. Domestic beer was $3.75.

Stopped in for a couple of nice rubs while in town on business. Smokin hot waitresses pouring some serious drinks, so I had to stay a while.

Basically a bar down the center of the club, a stage in the back and two dance areas. One by the DJ, the other in a very dark area in back. Girls went from a tubby 4 to a smokin hot 10.

Got a few dances from a hot blonde in the nice dark zone and there were basically no rules. Full access to her. I don't know if we just hit it off or what, but wow.

She had to leave, but gave me her number for a date after hours. I asked several girls that night and came away with a few numbers.

The bouncers basically said they let the girls run things unless someone gets out of hand but the club didn't ask what, if anything they did after work hours.

Will definitely be back for more...