the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

I was shocked, actually, at the talent in this place on a Tuesday evening at 1:00. When I first entered it seemed the talent was best described as flabby and poorly equipped. 20 minutes later, however, the beauties began emerging from the closed doors at the periphery of the main room.

I met Cloey, a curvy, fun, long haired beauty who deserves any guys attention. Bright, happy, eyes, a figure to die for, long flowing hair, and an attitude which is infectious and pleasant in a 100 different ways.

I will return, and recommend it highly.

Went to Oz for the first time on Monday night around 10:00pm. Place had about 10 guys, and as many dancers if not more. I sat at the bar and got a beer from a bartender that acted like the place was totally busy, which it wasn't. They also had a bathroom attendant, which always rates highly in my book. I was approached by this gorgeous black woman by the stripper name of "Lovely". She offered me a dance for $20. The lap dance area is not private, which was a downer for me.

She said we could be more private in the VIP section at $40/song, so I went for it. The pasties came off, and so did my shirt. I rubbed her kitty very frequently through her thong, which she seemed to encourage. She did not press me at any time to stay or spend more, nor did she ask for a tip at the end, which was a pleasant surprise. Did I mention she was gorgeous with a knockout body? All the women in there that night were 7-9, in my opinion. The girl at the cashier's desk is probably one of the most adorable I have seen in a long time. If I had more time/money I would go back.

OZ is easy to spot as you are coming north from St. Petersburg on US Hwy 19, because they have a big, bold, brightly lit sign. There is no cover charge from 12noon til 7pm. After 7pm, the cover is $8.

They pitch themselves as a "Ladies & Gentleman's Club." The biggest disappointment at this club is that the girls do not get naked. They wear pasties on their nipples, and the bottoms never come off, not even for a peek-a-boo flash. That is why this place did not appeal to me. I love to look at pussy. Across the bay (in Tampa), there are many nude clubs, which is what I prefer.

On Thursday nights, OZ has what they call "Overflow Thursdays." Anyone who works in the "Industry" (strippers, bartenders, etc), gets a special price on their drinks ($3 drinks all nite long). My question is = Hey! What about the rest of us schmucks??

I was there on a Wednesday nite (15 Aug), and things were very slow. I wish I could have been at OZ on Saturday 18 August. A group called Kottonmouth Kings performed a concert that nite, and then they went to OZ for the Official After-party!! The club management offered drink specials, as well as prizes and give-aways.

Anyway, the bottom line is this = some of the girls were nice to look at, but if you prefer nudity and hi mileage, then OZ is probably not for you. Instead, go to Tampa (Mons Venus on Dale Mabry // Seven Seas on Kennedy), or Pasco County (Exstasy).

Oh, one last thing...the Manager is a guy named Kyle Locke. He is very interested in getting feedback from his customers. You can call him on his cell (727-637-7467), or email him at: oz_kyle@yahoo.com

He also has a website at: http://www.myspace.com/oz_kyle


This place has a good reputation, but tonight, a Wednesday from 10-11:00, it was not up to the standard I was led to expect. Probably 12 women, none of them even a 7--except for the waitress, of course!--plenty of mixed races, but marginal on many levels tonight. I felt the club was nice looking, but the women were not.

For me there was no point in any form of dance, as the other places have far better looking women and they are nude. I am not sure if the dancer I chatted with was accurate about the place getting busy after 12:00 midnight, but it could only have gotten better than it was tonight.

I would go back, but on a weekend.