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September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

Sunday night of Labor Day weekend, extremely bored, I got the itch for some entertainment. Lido's was not my first stop. I spent a good 90 minutes at a club up the road with minimal excitement. I remembered some good times I'd had at Lido's many years ago when it operated under a different name. It had been quite a while since I had passed through their doors, the dancers got too young for me, but I was so close I figured I'd give it another go. Holy Crap!!! There were no fewer than ten girls at Lido's that night who would have the been the top attraction at the club I had just left. Ratings of 8's, 9's and even one who approached the mythical perfect 10. They've added a VIP section and from the looks of it the mileage was solid. I arrived quite late and only had an opportunity to get dances from one girl. No complaints here. I wish I had more time to sample more of the widespread talent available. Needless to say, I'll be back and soon.

Sat & talked to a cutie after she practiced some of her pole tricks, but didn't connect. Another, older woman with large'uns took me for 3-4 dances, and kept hinting there was more, so I challenged. She backed down. Interesting visit. On the fence about returning, however.

Visited Lido's this past Sat night. Not much has changed but that isnt a bad thing!
I took advantage of the vip room for some hot two way contact laps. You will know the girls that are not naughty they only do dances on the floor. Dances are 20 in VIP and 10 along the wall. Stage is up close and personal you can put the dollars in the thong or between the boobs. Drinks were strong but service was kinda slow. I used to know the good bartenders but they seem to be gone.
All and all and good visit and great dances.

If you are looking for a friendly place where you can relax and have a beer and talk to some attractive women, this is a good place. Nothing fancy, no cover before 7pm. Music is 80's during the day but shifts to techno-stuff after 7:00pm...girls are attractive and work hard for the money, but there are no boths and club rules are a bit tighter than the rules for Cocco Beach next door. Expect the quantity and caliber of girls to improve over the nex few months as the Daytona Beach area clubs die due to new law enforcement (see posts later on Pink Pony, Molly Brown, and Lollipops) and girls migrate south. DRIVE CAREFUL when leaving the club. Limit is 35mph and police sit and radar so you have been warned. New construction on the exterior in the coming months.

When you want a more "party" type strip-club experience, I think you'll find this your best bet in Central Florida. Orlando clubs are duds. And the other clubs in the area are more like regular bars to unwind in that happen to have half-naked girls. This bar, however, is the most lively, strip-club type of atmosphere.

In my opinion, the girls here are typically above average looking. Some are a little older than expected. But all very friendly. All good looking. I enjoyed a few table dances, with more contact than I expected from a "table" dance. Not a lot of privacy, but that did not bother me. I would say that it's been a while since I have visited a club that makes the dancer who is in the middle of entertaining a customer stop dancing for him and instead go perform on stage -- that's old school, guys! You need to change that practice for sure!

A little more crowded that I'm comfortable with, but like I said, this is more a "party" type atmosphere. Overall, I had a great time and I would recommend this as the best bet in Central Florida in terms of a lively club.

Stopped by Lido in a recent visit to Port Canaveral. It was an afternoon and there were only three dancers present. Had a couple beers at the bar with two girls. One caught my eye and we hit it off well. I had a couple dances from Dallas and she is amazing. Great body and knows how to use it. Good mutual contact. Highly recommend this club and Dallas!
The drink are reasonable. Wait staff is attentive. If I go back to Port Canaceral, I'll definitely stop at Lido Cabaret.

Went to Lido's two weeks ago and it was packed! Vip was full the wall was full and I had to wait for a seat. Many, many pretty, friendly girls. Even though it was busy I never felt rushed or hustled.
My VIP dances were very hands on and hot. I don't ever remeber this much contact in Cocoa Beach. I sampled quite a few of the ladies and left feeling great. I dont get here as much anymore, maybe I should change that!

I had another nice visit here on a Saturday afternoon.
Pleasant and cute bartender got me a $3 cold beer quickly. After tipping a few of the daytime regulars on stage, I was approached by a cute big bootied young black/latina girl. Smart girl, talked with me for a long time, really knowing how to stroke an old dudes ego. We had 3 dances in the private area that were all really nice, close contact,sexy with that GFE vibe that makes the fantasy worth the price.

I'll be back again to see her.

Great place and great time. Very friendly and the staff was also great to deal with. Nice atmosphere in the club and the decor is on the plus side. The beer was cold and reasonbly priced. The ladies were not pushy and they were nice to talk to and didn't push you for dances. The girls were 7 to 9 in the looks department and about the same when they were dancing for you. The stage shows were also good. Does China still dance there? She dances very nice and also looks pretty good too! I'll be heading there sometime next month and I was wondering who are the best dancers there?

$10 table-side dances and $20 lap dances leave little to the imagination. This place is a lot of fun! I found a really gorgeous blonde to spend a couple fun weekends with here. Waitresses come into the lap dance area which is a little odd, and the muscle checks the talent to make sure that they're behaving every now and then, but it's cool. This club has a Cheers-like atmosphere (for anybody who can remember that TV show) but with pretty girls taking their clothes off (topless only, not nude).

Here on a Friday night. (The cover charge is $7 on weekends.) The place was packed. There were also many dates. More than a dozen women patrons. Including a group of 4 girls (under 21) on a girls night out.

But for a packed place, not many lap dances were being preformed. Partly because the girls were not trying hard. Many of them were with their boy friends.

The women are good looking, with mostly 7-8s all around. Also some youngings, since this place allows 18 yearolds as dancers and patrons. That's also a drawback that they allow 18 year guys olds in, so there is a bunch of gaukers, who are not buying.

I did see one or two laps on the couch along the wall, but most were in the lap dance room. Which is open for the world to see.

I had my dances there, because I was told that there is more contact allowed. And indeed there was. I was allowed (almost) all over the girls.

I rate it an 8 because the laps were above normal compared to other parts of the country.


I do like the new lap dance room, $20 for contact dances, more private.
I stopped by for an afternoon quickie, a quick cold beer from a cute bartender, a few stage tips and a lap dance from a thick but energetic (very) young brunette. Not my preference, other than that variety is.
She did a passable job and I enjoyed my stay.

Most dancers here aren't up to the quality at Cheaters or the mileage at the IR, but it's still worth an occasional stop.

First time visit recently. Club looks good on the inside but very disppointing visit. What few girls were there weren't all that good looking. One dancer I was interested in disapperaed immediately after her set and I didn't see her again. When I got a dance from another dancer with agreat body but wayyy too many tatoos and piercings, she spent the majority of the dance trying to get me to buy another one. I might have if she had made dance #1 worthwhile. Dance prices are $20 on benches around the main area or $30 in a roped off room, but still open to public view. Probably won't return. Instaed I'll spend my time and money at the Inner Room and Cheaters.

Sort of a nondescript club from the outside. Inside seemed nicer. Walk in and there is an "L" shaped bar. Tables on past the bar and the stage far in the back right corner. This was a middle of the afternoon visit. Beers were $4.25. Not many customers or dancers. Only one or two dancers were what I would consider above average. Spent most of my time talking with a dancer that sat beside me. She never asked for a dance. I offered a drink, which she took at $6.00. Not near as bad as a lot of clubs. She was the oldest dancer I have met at 42, yet was one of the above average ones. Talked with her till her time on stage approached. We said our goodbyes and I left.

Went there a while back with some friends, overall pretty good. Best thing that I can say about this place was that we were not pestered all night for dances, rather we could sit back and watch the shows and tip as we like. The drinks were reasonably priced, however they were pretty watered down. Girls weren't the best that I have ever seen and there were a few that should not have be working anymore, but as a whole I would give them a 6-8.

Decided to try this club instead of my usual stop at cheaters in cocoa. Had a decent time. Dances are ten bucks in the main room or 20 in the private area.You can touch in the private area...some more than others. Beers are 4.50 and girls rate better than avg. I found some girls will give you 2 4 1 in the private area if you negotiate up front. It's worth a fly by if you are in the area. On Monday nights they have 5 for 15 buckets for football

Back to Lido's. I tried the new VIP room! They are not making you buy a bottle anymore just go on in and pay the 20 per song. The contact was way better than on the floor.
I saw lots and lots of new faces,hot ones at that.
I did have a few really disintrested dancers but I guess that can happen anywhere. I just got one dance and moved on. Also there were a few girls that I felt were overweight, seems like i see that more and more what gives?
All and all a good to great visit!

Best club in Port Canaveral. Even though I usually go in the afternoon, the lunch crowd is quite busy. Drinks were good priced and it was nice and cool. Not as lit as Cheaters down the road but the overall atmosphere was much better. The dancers were very good and most all gorgeous. The lap dances were pretty good and there is a handful of really talented dancers. The rest just put on a real nice show. I heard the VIP room has been re-done and cant wait to see it. Getting it is worth it but if it is similar to before it is not very private.

Very small and felt cramped and the decor was barely tolerable. Not to friendly unless you are of a specific racial group. The ladies were relatively attractive though. This is a place to go if you want to hang out with friends but if you are a black man and arent rich up to the wazoo dont expect many of the girls to approach you.

The popcorn was stale and needs to be thrown away and not recycled


Checked out lido's last week. It was slower for the week but the talent was still good. Got a peek at the new VIP room. It seemed ok but not to private. I understand you have to buy a bottle to get in but have access all night long. I didnt try it nor did I see anyone in it. The girl that I talked to about it said it was packed on the weekends.
Seems like all girls are now charging 20 per dance but the contact was good and the club seems darker! All and all a good trip to Lido's.

This is the classiest club in Cocoa Beach. It doesnt look like much from the outside, but the inside is upscale and well kept. The girls here are extremely friendly and most are equally as attractive. Dances are 15$ and are moderate contact. No VIP rooms here either.

Although it is an upscale venue, the club has a local bar feel. The barstaff is the coolest you will meet and we always have such a fun time! I've been in there during weekdays, and some of the hottest women work those shifts. It can get crowded after midnight on the weekends, but thats the biggest party!

This is just on the A1A AKA North Atlantic Ave. This club is very cool and dancers are very friendly. The dances range from $10 to $20. I had 5 dances from different dancers and I loved it. They seem to love their job. I heard the city is not wanting the people to party though it is couple of miles away from beach. As a bit of warning, this place gets very crowded on weekends, guess people want to drop into sea and chicks.

Was there on a Sunday night - about 30 dancers working, a nice variety. I hadn't been here in several years. I was quoted $15 for dances, but some charged $10. I got sa spot right next to the DJ booth and had several dances - the last from a crazy blonde (looked like Nina Blackwood) with huge protruding nipples...great dance, a great time.

Highly recommended when visiting Orlando area.

Well it looks like things are looking up for Lido's. I hadnt been there in months.
Walked in and they had new carpet, lights and had started building a VIP room! Word is there is new hotshot management who is shaking things up.
As for the girls there was a good variety and plenty of them. The dance prices are confusing. I heard they went back to $10 a song but some girls were charging more. HOWEVER, i did not mind as the girls that charged more were actually worth it. I think they feel like they dont have to give you as good a dance for just $10. Had many hot laps and look forward to VIP.

This club is just north of Cheaters on A1A (Atlantic Ave). I went here on a Saturday afternoon. $3 beers and no daytime cover charge too. There were more girls dancing here than at Cheaters. The quality of dancers was about the same -- there were only a couple girls I would have considered getting dances from. Luckily one of the two approached me for dances and gave me some really wild dances with some excellent contact. I think she got in a little trouble with the manager who spoke with her after our first round of dances, but she shrugged it off and gave me even wilder dances on our second round. She had her throat vibrating on my crotch for a nice sensation and let me play with her kitty and breasts. I had my lips on her nipples a few times too. Great time and for $15/dance, a great deal too considering the mileage and contact out in the open.

I visited this club two days in a row at lunch time -- Tuesday and Wednesday. The dancers look very good and range, on a scale of 0 to 10, around 7 to 8. Unlike other clubs, this place does not have a private VIP lounge but instead lines its walls with benches. Unlike Inner Room in Cocoa Beach, the lights remain too bright to allow much contact at odds with city ordinances. I thus rank this club overall a lower score than Cheaters or Inner Room. However, I did enjoy the moderate contact dances I received from Zoe on Tuesday and from Coral and Kelly on Wednesday. Zoe only charged $10 per contact dance whereas Coral charged $15-$20 per contact dance and Kelly charged $10 for an air dance. Kelly admitted that day as her very first day as a dancer and myself as her very first customer, so I took it easy on her with a no contact dance. All had wonderful bodies though Coral had more piercings than I liked. Kelly had HUGE and nearly perfectly formed natural breasts upon which I adored gazing.

My strong preference for high mileage contact dances leaves me recommending Inner Room and Cheaters over this club. But it still warrants a visit at least once. Give it a go!

Sunday night visit resulted in a big disappointment. The dancers were nice enough, but not overly enthusiatic. Problem with this place is the lack of contact and the lack of privacy. Who wants to go up to a wall with a group of others and have a lap dance? Not me. I like privacy and a little contact. I'm willing to pay for the contact, but don't like being told I can't touch. The highlight of the evening was the waitress. I'd rate her somewhere between an 8 and a 9. She was very sweet, but unfortunately wouldn't dance. I'd gladly paid her more than double the others rate for a dance. Left disappointed.

Stopped on a weekday just after the holidays. Some 8's and 9's, others were 7's and lower. Had a LD that was ok but was there when they had a $1 lap go round. It was great! A lot of grinding. Drinks were not overpriced and everyone seemed friendly

18+ Club
Serves Alcohol $5 for special drinks i.e. Long Islands, Vodka Cranberry
Topless No nipple patches, and nice skimpy thongs that leave little to the imagination
Very good lap dances, girls dont complain if you touch them as long as your not being grabby and for only $10
On a Friday night had 30+ dancers all very good looking
Big music variety has something for everyone from hard rock to reggaeton
Great atmosphere with both men and women coming in
Full Nude would have been the best, but then no alcohol
Overall a very good club highly recomended

Stopped by Lido and had a few beers late in 06. This was mainly a nostalgia trip since I have been avoiding the place after price increases a while back. The place really hasn't changed in layout. There were several nice girls and a few average or less. I sat at the bar and watched the stage and checked out the dances from afar. Not the best deal in the area. I probably will wait quite a while before I go back.

I can't say enough about this club. I's a small town club with lots of hotties. Add to that the cheap cover and so many drink specials it almost makes this a bargin club. Oh did I mention the dances are only $15?
The $15 dances have great contact too. Granted this isnt south fl but the contact is decent and the girls are very friendly. Not a huge hustle/wanna a dance club. These girls give time and quality dances too.
A totally laid back great time

Went here recently during a week night. I have to say I was impressed with the many drink specials (241 on this night)
The club was somewhat quiet but not dead. I have to say I rather prefer it that way.
The quality of girls was good to great. I had many dances with lots of ladies. Plenty of good no rush conversation as well. Hustle factor here is low and the music has good variety. staff was friendly, the whole experiance rather laid back. A great weeknight outing!

Just ahd a visit and another incredible time here. The girls in this place just get better and better looking, with the average girl looking around an 8 with more than a number of knockout "tens". The lap dances remain a big bargain and the girls here really seem to be enjoying themselves. The only downside is that lap dances are done against the wall on a bench that is usually very crowded. Sometimes you end up providing a bit more a show to lookie-loos.