the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Be wary of Kakadu and if possible avoid at all costs.
In settlement of modest bill of £132 they attempted to steal over £6000 from me. You have been warned.
It's not an uncommon practice for these place to use 'shell' or 'satellite' companies. They use them to spread the transactions and to maximise their takings from you. Only deal in cash and don't go in with more than you want to spend. My friend and I also woke up the next day feeling like we'd been drugged but without taking a toxicology test that's just our gut feeling.

I was staying at hotel basically across the street, around the corner, so had to visit Kakadu. Went into this place and there were only three women, and one customer. Decent bar had no one sitting. The woman and the customer were in a booth. There is also a very small dance floor at opposite end. Maybe about 6-8 booths in between bar and floor.

I saddled up for a drink. Pretty reasonable 48DK, $7US.

Very soon the other two gals came up to the bar. One at a time. First was a very fine bodied black woman, we talked, she is from South Africa. I was able to buy her a drink for about $15. Great tits, and tight ass. Basic nice talk. But she was very much wanting to be so impressed with her 36-22-34 bod I felt.

Then the other gal saddles up. And let me tell you, her gorgeous 42-44 inch ass looked really good saddling that barstool. Lizbeth also had hooters in the 42 inch range, and waist about 34-36, so a perfect hourglass! She is also from South Africa. She had those tits so pressed up, like at a Renessiance Faire. I got a boner right away. That is gorgeous black skin, and was just dreaming of smothering my face in those.

Well Lizbeth seemed to love to compete with the other gal, and was very friendly and fun in conversation, so i just had to buy the $75 bottle of champange for us. I also probaly tipped her at least $20 as we flirted, and she would rub my legs, crouch.

Well I was all in. Yes, this is just a place to pick up, and go elsewhere. Well that elsewhere was just around the corner at the Mayflower Hotel. So we went there. I was drunk, but did recall the staff there gave us a couple looks as we went up to my room.

Lizbeth was fabulous! That gorgeous ebony skin is just desireable. She may be about 160-180 LBs but all is firm! I had a very small single bed, but is was enough as long as one of us was atop each other. Oh shit, at one point, I even got so excited, I had to virtually flip her around, and banged her head on the headboard. It obviously hurt her, and I was so apologetic. But my going down on her gorgeous pussy really made all better! Oh and it did taste good! I mean we did it all! I am getting excited remembering. I asked if she ever face sits. She did not know what that was!

Anyway, she agreed for that, and just plain squealed with glee when my tongue entered her "you know what" . She said she had never experienced a tongue in her ass. I had an erection and she proceeeded to get me satisfied with an HJ, while face sitting. Very mutually satisfying.

Well this is the longest review I have ever written. But finally felt compelled to write about Kakadu. For a long time after, I was so worried about unsafe sex. It has turned out, I am OK. I had to pay Lizbeth $250 US for this plus agreed to $50 tip, and very worth it, too say the least. She thenm offered that I may meet her later in trip, outside this club, for more at lessor price. I suspect she liked the face sit, and i must admit she does an awesome HJ. We did about 4 days later when I was back in Copenhagen. This time she asked only $100, but of course I ended up at $200 for her, with tips, and outside date. Very nice to enjoy a sexy 44-34-44 ebony princess!

Lastly, I was not wise to go for unsafe sex. Especially a woman from SA. My tongue has no protection. But i was too enchanted. I was wise to choose the woman whom I thought was more innocent (by the way, at the time, I was 39, she about 22=25?). Anyway, that was actually 6 years ago, and all tests negative for HIV.

Just a reminder gents.

I doubt that TUSCL will publish this. But we will see.

It is very true!

Take care,

Tor

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I visited Kakadu on a Monday wich might be a bit unfair since it is probably the most quiet day in the week. But my impression is still that this isn't a strip club at all, more like a hotel bar where hookers get their customers. To begin with something positive, the place was very nice, a nice medium long bar and comfortable and proper chairs and tables in smal groups all over the place. A small (very small) stage, or should I say, dancing floor in one end of the room. There where a lot of ladies of mixed nationalities, some beautiful and some not, but only two strippers. I had to wait more than an hour before the first one performed. She danced quite well, but was far too skinny to my taste, and stopped with her string still on. After this I waited for the next girl for a about half an hour, before I decided to give in and walk on. If you wanted any contact with the ladies you were supposed to buy champagne or wine. Prices from DKK 1000 (nothing but company included).
Peppe