the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

I went to the Royal Palace tonight and it is by far my favorite in the city.

Love Royal Palace. Drinks run around $6.50, not so bad as they have "No Cover

Very possibly the worst club I've ever been in.

In a word:

There are two stages, one larger than the other. Total nudity with alcohol.

This is one of the better clubs in DC. People are very friendly and there is

I hadn't been to the Royal Palace for a long time. It was a lot better than my

The last dude's description of this club is exact, except the relative

Make no mistake, this club is such a "dive" that when you look the word up in

This place is still gynecology central, but otherwise has gone to the dogs. Or

I happened by this place while walking around town. I went inside and was a

Not a fan of the DC clubs for the no lap dance rules. Went here one night and

On a recent Friday I snuck out of work to start my weekend a little early. I

As soon as i walk in the club i smelled old you know what and surprisingly

Went here on a business trip back to DC for the first time in a couple of

Yea, you'll see some pick. LOTs of it...Unfortunately, that is because all

Dropped in on 2/24 for a power lunch with some work buds.

We got there

This was my first time traveling to Washington DC and although I had read bad

This place has something a seedy feel, but it is a good place to have a drink

I have to agree with the last poster about this place having a seedy but fun

The Palace has gotten a bit better. That is not saying much. There are often

Pretty much a dive, perhaps a thrill for an older guy seeking to live out his

Who knew??? Royal Palace getting better. This used to be the seediest, worst

First time back at the Palace in a couple of years or so, and it really seems

It's hard for me to rank any club that is not in the south higher than a 5.

Went there on a thursday night for the first time in years. The place has

I've stopped by here a couple times since the reviews started to improve. It

Have been to Royal Palace twice in the last month and have had a good time each

Still improving. Just need to keep the quality level up. LOL about the DJ dude

Went here last week for the first time in several months...quality of girls was

Was in town for a conference and went to my old haunt at the Palace. The girls

Heard this place had improved so went back to check it out.

Still a

I was in the District of Columbia about 2 weeks ago. I visited the Royal

Rumors of nice handsy under-the-table contact here at the Palace are true, I'm

One of my favorite clubs to just sit back and hang out in, though it is still

I visited this club last week with my boyfriend and ugh! I wish I could scrub

ttoo's review is right on...I agree with all he says, including the rating.

A wise sage on another board advised, "Have no expectations." As in...if you

"Have no expectations" is perfect for this club. One day it can be really

Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe it as a "pit" - it is dark and the

With no expectations, I came in, thinking I'd just have an expensive beer or

Despite the low reviews, thought I'd drop by since my hotel was close.

Almost as bad as it could be.
Largely unattractive women.
Expensive

Went in late afternoon on a recent Thursday, a time which has been pleasantly

Egad....what a dump...or maybe I should say El Dumpo.

But it is the girls

This place used to be an occasional bit of fun. It is by far the "nastiest"

Visited on a Tuesday night and a good variety of dancers and a fairly good

I was there for the day shift for Halloween, and I have no idea what everyone

One day I am going to sneak in here and steal the mic from the annoying dude

My third time at the RP and I continue to be something of a fan. Out of town

keep in mind, this rating is relative to DC clubs. You need to divide any DC

Stopped by late on a Saturday night, the place was pretty crowded but plenty of

I stopped in after work a few weeks back. The good news..there are two or

I'm an optimist, but this place keeps on going downhill, so I may just have to

Absolutely awful. Stopped in here during a recent business trip to Washington.

To call it a downmarket solution is giving it a bit too much credit. Dimly lit

Got a hard sell to end hard sells here but was ready for it thanks to

Wandered in late afternoon last week and was actually favorably impressed..

Stopped by the R.P. on a recent Saturday night. Overall the talent wasn't bad,

I hadn't been in the RP for a while, and tonight's visit reminded me why.

Seeing as how the Royal Palace was the first strip club I ever went in, and

Avoid this place like the plague! It had been shut down for a couple of weeks

Well, they've added a few new girls who are attractive ! But that's all that's

I used to really enjoy this club but I think lately it has gone down hill. They

I've been to this place several times in the past couple of years. It used to

If you put a better engine in a Chevy Nova, you're still driving a Chevy Nova.