the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

Compared to Good Guys across from the street, JP's is smaller and darker. The

The more things stay the same, the better in some cases. This place is your

JP's is right across the street from the Good Guys. If you do one, you have to

Better if you are a regular. No laps, no action other than flirting and

Went to JPs on a Saturday afternoon. Two dancers were working at 2pm; at least

Sorry to report my favorite club is in decline.

The problem is that the

This is certainly one of my favorite places for my friends and I. If you are

Decline continues. A club simply CAN'T be good if the dancers are inadequate,

OK- I missed something here.. I walked into an empty punk rock nightclub- there

You did miss something... The door. The bar you walked into is called the Grog

I guess this club needs a better review than "it's not the rock club next

The club is going down hill. The quality of dancers has been very weak my last

Those of us who like this club always ride out the low points of the down cycle

JP's is unusual for strip bars. The women, while not in the top percentile of

Agree that this bar is headed down right now. We've been going for years, and

walked in and out and headed to Good Guys across the street. Still no

I went in recently, determined to give the club a chance. I swore I'd stay for

COME ON management read these darn reviews!
Some of us are dying to spend

Signs of life here for the first time in a long time. Dancers are slightly

Stuck my head in the door recently. It was a nice day, so I didn't expect

As far the last commentary about Joanne, the waitress, I agree with all except

Nowhere near as much fun as it used to be. In its heyday, it was Cheers With

I'd have to say JP's is back. I went there last Monday, usually a slow day,

Stopped in again to see if improvement continued. As previously reported, they

I'll go with the slight improvement, but it still has a long way to go to make

Well, I still stand by my last review. I had a great time, the girls were

Much much better.
I showed up on Friday. Heather (or Veronica) not sure,

Remember this is the DC 7, since there is no contact. The quality here has

I thought this place was gaining momentum, however 2 days in a row this week,

Down, down, down......the brief upswing was temporary.

Some cuties here but

Yep, this place is virtually out of the running as worth visiting on any kind

I hadn't been here in a while, so I took the opportunity to visit last Friday

I stopped going to JPs after a couple disappointing visits last year, but

Ok, if this place got some really good looking dancers, it would be great. Nice

This place has picked up a bit since my last visit. They had a lot more

Cheers with Tits.
Sometimes, though they are still too old and saggy at this

Another visit to "Cheers with Tits". On visits like this I think it would be

I think JP's is "back."

The good management here finally got rid of most

Nice club with 6 girls on the night I visited. All the girls were young and

What a difference a good day can make in your opinion. Went recently and it

I dropped into JP's the other day - what a disappointment! Three girls were

I made my periodic check and am back to being woefully disappointed in JP's.

This is not a bad place for Washington, DC, although it pales in comparison to

Club's first level has been completely redone. One stage for two dancers has

Stopped into JP's th check out the remodeling job. This club has needed some

Instead of bringing in new decor they should have brought in new girls. I do

Nothing to really write home about here. Stubld in at Midnight on a Friday.

My shortest visit here ever. Looked up and saw a Fat older dancer girl on

One word: Lame. This used to abe a fun place to and have drinks yuck it up and

You take your chances here. Some dancers are good others are fat or ugly. You

I've been in maybe two or three times in the last few months. My last visit

Club sits there virutally empty a lot of the time. A shame. Some aspects of

This club has been a major disappointment after they changed their stage. They

DONE. DEAD. FINISHED.
What a freakin shame! There is no reason whatsoever why

Gave it another whirl one drunken night. I do admit the staff has lost some

Small club with two stages. Or one sttage and one stagette. Godd variety of

It is sad to see an old favorite decline to painful lows.

Still some nice

AN ENTERTAINING CLUB WITH EXPLICIT NUDE DANCING.

LOCATION/ PARKING: The

As I have noted numerous times, this is a sad excuse for a club nowadays. How I

I've been in here a few times in the past few months without bothering to write

Not a bad place, stopped in the other night. Its right across the street from

Walked in on a week night. It's been months. i actually have to say I thnk they

Overall the club is pretty nice. When I first came in I remember thinking

I'm not impressed. I don't see why anyone would want to spend there time and

Club is on upswing from its nadir. They have improved the quality of the girls

I wanted my buddy to go out today so I suggested God Guys since it was one of

Being nearly across the street from Good Guys, I tend to head over when there's

Well, duh, of course the dancers are going to sit and talk with regular

Good things about this club: Friendly personnel, dark nightclub atmosphere,

They just cannot get it right here anymore!!!
The stage and seating has been

I used to be a big fan of this place. The past few years it has seemed to be

Lately it seems that every time I write about how a club is the same as always

Stopped by on a Wednesday nightNot a bad place. Right across the street from

Ok AbbieN, you win, I will end my JP boycott and check it out again. I just got

You were wrong ANorm! The place still sucks!
Do not bother. I am taking a

Place has been in a downswing lately but went in last night and lo and behold,

My experience is different since I'm female (tho hetero). Girls here range

My first time at JP's is stop number 2 out of 3 during my lunch time DC strip

Best club I've worked for in the last few years of hoping around. Everyone was

JP's burned to the ground last night (January 21, 2008) after closing. The

I am glad no one was hurt. I can't say I am sad it burned down. JP's was in