October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288
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Strip Clubs in Hartford, Connecticut

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# Club Info Reviews Last Review Rating Trend Club Type
1.Gold Club
860-247-5510
145 W Service Rd
Hartford, Connecticut
609/15/08VIP Only.   Join NowTopless
2.Gold Club Connection
860-247-5510
145 W Service Rd
Hartford, Connecticut 06120
308/17/08Nude
3.Venus Lounge
203-289-9493
1268 Main St
East Hartford, Connecticut 06108
406/07/08Topless
4.Kahoots Showgirls
860-528-2488
639 Main St
East Hartford, Connecticut 06108
708/09/08Topless
5.Mardi Gras II
860-292-8969
37 North Rd
East Windsor, Connecticut 06088
404/12/08Topless
6.Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club
860-666-3009
3573 Berlin Tpke
Newington, Connecticut 06111
201/23/08Nude
7.Kahoots of Vernon
860-872-9393
65 Windsor Ave
Vernon, Connecticut 06066
204/21/08Topless
8.Centerfolds
860-828-0895
1861 Wilbur Cross Hwy
Berlin, Connecticut 06037
101/08/08Topless
9.Hollywood
860-479-9192
1104 Queen St
Southington, Connecticut 06489
310/08/08Topless
10.Electric Blue Cafe
860-870-7710
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, Connecticut 06084
4510/13/08Topless
11.Club 2041
203-686-1428
2041 Berlin Tpke
Meriden, Connecticut 06450
112/20/07Nude
12.Rockstar Gentlemen's Lounge
203-879-4287
1652 Wolcott Rd
Wolcott, Connecticut 06716
205/24/08Topless
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Middle of the road club. Not a dump, but not a high-class joint either. A little tough to find. Parking lot IS cramped. I was there in the afternoon and saw 4 dancers. Probably all about a 6 - LOTS of tattoos and made the mistake of seeing one in the light while she had a smoke. She looked much better in the dark lights. Not a one was a major league looker, although a slim one had on a g-string that didn't even cover all the goods, and that WAS kinda hot. $8 for a premium vodka tonic. Bartender was the hottest one in the place. The private area looked pretty private, off to the side and elevated, behind dark glass. The possibilities are there. I saw one guy go back for a private, but he came back after one. NOT a good sign, IMHO. Next time I'll try early evening and see if the night shift is any better, and if a bit of alcohol improves my mood.

The parking was difficult, spaces were tight.
The ratio of girls to men was 1/4 and not much room to move. Girls were friendly but no time for idle chat/ get to know. It was $$ or move on, a bit disappointing as I like to chat the girls up first.

Private dances were very private (secluded area) and so worth getting.













Had not been here for several years so I swung by around 7 pm.
No cover, club as before is clean and comfortable.

Dancers were pretty good looking stage dances were fine and stage side tipping seemed generous.

Odd thing was that none of the dancers worked the floor for laps. There was a pretty clean looking crowd too. That was too bad for them as I was in the mood to spend.

So after several hours I took my bank roll and headed east...

Thurs. Lunchtime. Pretty decent girls, due to the racial diversity in Hartford these guys seem to have a South American connection. Of the 6 dancing, 4 were pretty hot. One from Columbia, but the one I chose was from Brazil and true to form. Did not impose any limitation and did not try to hustle for the extras. My guess is that the Champaign room would actually be worth it here - though I did not use it. Pretty laid back, good atmos.

I usually go to Kahoots but after last Tues nite, Im not sure why. One beautiful dancer named Bryce (at least an 8 in my book) who said it was her first night at GC. Hot body and nice dances. She said she coaches cheerleaders - her looks and body dont make me doubt that. She also likes to purr ;) The other ladies were ok, overall 6-7 range. We also went over to the nude club where there were some additional beauties but I didnt get a dance.

Checked it out on a Wed afternoon and was actually plesently surprised with the talent. I don't believe there was a cover but if so it was light, like a $5 drink or something. Watched a couple of dances at the stage and it was clear that extras would be available if conditions were right.

The place had a few girls from South America, Columbia and Brazil. I took the Brazilian up for a dance, she only spoke spanish (and my guess woud be portugese if you knew it). Close and sexy, panties to the side. Did not mind touching and sucking in her. I would rate her looks an 8 and her contact a bit better. She got right too it and did not get off until she (I) was done.
All in all surprisingly good experience. half an hour or so and back on the road feeling satisfied.
Wonder what the place is like at night, and if the Champane room is good?


went here on a wednesday night. Arrived about 7:00. The place is fairly small with a center bar surrounded by TVs. The stage is circular with chairs all around. This night the girls,who were ok,but nothing special,seemed to each dance forever. Made me want to yell,enough already, bring someone else on. Those not dancing just seemed to talk with each other. Place is ok if yoou want to watch a game and have a drink. Otherwise,skip and head elsewhere.

Great stop off on the way back to the hotel from Springfield. Outstanding talent for a Tuesday afternoon - lots of HOT ladies - not much in the minority dept. though which was a bit disappointing. Got a great table dance from one of the girls after some great conversation. Overall minimal hustle just a place to have a few beers and see some great ladies. Have to stop back with more time and I'd like to explore the nude club connected.

The Gold Club is very great, most of the girls want to have a good time there. They're healthy looking, and no one looks like they are sick (like some clubs I've been too). They don't hustle you hard for a dance, but are pretty sweet.Good prices on dances. Highly reccomend Julia, Stephanie, Jasmine, Rebbeca, Skye and Tammy. Daytime is good too. The price is not too high. All in all a great place to try out.

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