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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

It's been over a year since I went to Centerfold's, it seems that the girls have gotten less friendly. The bartenders and doorman we polite, but some of the dancers were rude. I went in with a small group and we were tipping well, we were not rude--but it seemed like we were not wanted there. I guess they have no private dance/lap dance area so the dancers use the area in the back of the bar that looks like a lounge area for customers to sit--especially in groups. That's where my group was sitting and we were asked to move--by the dancers--so that dances could be done--we wouldn't haven't minded but the dancers were very rude about it. Maybe the owner should invest in some signage stating that area is not for customers to sit in, but for private dances only. Better yet maybe the owner should invest in a partition to separation one side of that area from the other--this way the club can have groups sit together if they want, and dancers can have a private area to do lap dances without being rude to customers. Needless to say we left shortly after our rude interactions--went and spent our money at another strip club, and we wont be back.

It has been over a year since my last review. It has also been nearly a year since I was last at Centerfolds. Sadly not much has changed. As best as I can see there are only about 12 dancers working, rarely more than 3 - 4 a shift and often only 1 or 2. The bartenders are still hotter than the dancers and at least one bartender is either an ex-dancer or just loves the look (older, bleach blond, ginormous implants, still hot!!). No LD area to be proud of. No CR (although there is a display case of champagne). Daytime is mostly Brazillian dancers, one very old. I was there for about 3 hours and would not rush back.

A buddy and I needed a fix for strip the other afternoon and decided to try this place 'one more time'. The club is laid out nicely with plenty of parking. One of the dancers actually was in the decent category. She was slender, had a good attitude. and a lithe, sinewy body ripe for a lap dance. The only problem was that she was the ONLY ONE worthy of a Hamilton and demand for her time exceeded my patience. The other 'ladies' were all nice but carried more weight than I'd like. All in all I think there are other gentlemens clubs in the area that may be a better choice.

An earlier review had mentioned they liked this club, and I happened to be in the neighborhood... I stopped on a Tuesday evening - there were four dancers, and about twice as many customers, at around 9-10pm. Two of the dancers were black, one was blonde, and the other ("Angel" ?) was I think hispanic, but tinted blonde. The hispanic was I thought the prettiest one of the lot - about a 7/10, tall and small-chested. I asked her for a private dance - they were $20/each, and ok, but I would recommend EB in Tolland before this club, if the lap dances are the way to decide...