the ultimate strip club list

October 16, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 289

Forget this place. It should be called Wednesday Night Dead. Maybe things are better on a weekend. I arrived around 12:30 am Wednesday night. I had a coupon from the Westword newspaper for free entry, which is good - I didn't waste any money. It looks like a biker dive. The ethnicity description in the description is not correct. All of the dancers were white. They were not giving any lap dances and did not appear to be looking for dancers from the customers. After being ignored for about ten minutes (and the place was virtually empty - there were more dancers than customers present, which wasn't saying much), I approached a dancer for a dance. She said she'd be right back and disappered into the back. After another five minutes, I left and found my way to the Player's Club.

I visit daytimes, so keep that in mind.
There are 3 stages, but only 1 or 2 usually get used before 6pm.
The girls vary in age from 18 to mid thirties, and can be very homely, average, or beautiful.
Table dances are done on a special small stage, and are very little contact. You can get better interaction at the regular stages. Most girls are fair dancers , but very few do tricks or pole work.
This is is place to have a few drinks, chat with the girls at at table, or the bar, and watch dances at the stages.
Drinks are $5 and up, except for beer, which is less, especially draft beer.
An ok place to spend an hour or two, but nothing outstanding.

In the advertisement (which was also a coupon for free entry) this club is called "Denver's Best Kept Secret" or some similar bullshit. Having now visited, I think it should be kept a secret. The only thing this club had going for it was the excellent ventilation at one of the stages--only good for me because I'm a nonsmoker. There was a veritable wind blowing on me which kept me cool and breathing easy. But on to the girls, or shall I say women, as none of them were young. Not that that's a problem, they were just all either haggard or out of shape or both. Of course there were a couple of exceptions, but no names are worth mentioning. The beers were cheap, the girls were 3-7, with a couple of real dogs. Woof! I wouldn't visit here under any circumstances, especially because you get to Cheerleaders on the same side of the street only a 90-second drive away. And you'd pass Cheerleaders first if you're coming off Interstate 70. I'll never go back! Life is way too short!

More crowded on a Wednesday afternoon than I expected. $2 cover.
The place had friendly neighborhood bar feel. Two stages, one active with about 5 girls in rotation.

Girls were early 20's, fairly attractive. Two or three were good dancers, keeping customers interested. The others pretty much just went through the motions.

Drinks are reasonably priced. The second stage opens up later in the afternoon. Lap dances are available, though I didn't partake.

I visit every few months - always seem to have some nice looking girls, though those on the evening shift are a cut above. Of the many clubs in the immediate area, this is one of the better bets.