the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

went here on a tuesday afteroon. there was about 6-10 girls there and about 15 customer. The girls were on the younger side which i like a lot. there were couple 5s there but the rest were 7-9. There is a middle stage there that u get mini lap daces for $2. Took 3 different dancers backfirst one was a 20 year old blone she was ok not too much touching. the next 2 girls i took back was the best one girl she was 18 and a brunette she was grinding on me like there was no tomorrow and letting me grab her tits and ass i got 4 dances from her. The last girl was another 18 year old girl but she was a blonde on my god she was so good she let me grab and touch everything and she was grabing everything on me. Lets just say i was with her for a long time I cant wait to go back and see them.

Nude lap dances unknown? Well I know. Two nude girls gave me great laps here. I've forgotten their names, but the first one was a slender blonde with glasses and very, very huge tits. They were real, too. They looked like Ewa Sonnet's knockers, nipples and all, and they were fresh, firm, and young. They jiggled so beautifully every time she moved, I nearly lost it during her floor show. I got several laps from her. She was new and afraid of losing her job if I touched her tits or pussy (there are mirrors along the walls, apparently hiding cameras), but she let me touch everything else. She would grind her naked twat against my cock, then bring it to my face, almost close enough to kiss it. She said I had a nice cock, too. No dancer has ever said that to me before. My face was smothered between those glorious jugs many times--what a way to die! If she hadn't been so nervous, I could have kissed or fondled anything on the away-side from the mirror. I've never had a lap from a girl with such an incredible body. My second girl was a beautiful Asian with augmented tits. It was too bad the scars showed, but she gave me a good time anyway.

In many clubs the girls can be nude only onstage, and the bouncers will escort them around the floor. Not here. Completely naked girls roamed all over the place as if they were at home. I saw two more beauties with great tits that I would have loved to enjoy close up, but they weren't available when I was.

The club seemed a little run-down and dingy, but the girls more than made up for it. I love big tits--real ones!

We all know about the $2 laps around the stage that is synonymous at all PT's. We also know about the couple friendly atmosphere. However on a particular June evening, I was totally taken to the next level.

A girl was having a birthday party and a group of them ended up here. It was no long before they started dancing on the stages with the dancers and working for tips. It was very different getting laps from girls off the street - exciting actually.

If this type of atmosphere is the norm in the Denver area, please let me know. I will stop over more frequently.

Not exactly an upscale place. The main stage has a sofa ring around it. The cushions are starting to fall apart. It has the feel of a cheap $1 theater that no one takes care of anymore. Most of the dancers after collecting a single in their g-string, turn the other hip and wait for another single from you. The $20 private dances in the back have a reasonable amount of two way contact but nothing special. Overall, its an ok experience.