the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This is definitely not the regular strip club. Private room, one on one, with fee based on time spent. I don't remember all of the fees but something like $90 30 minutes, $120 for 40 minutes and $150 for 60 minutes. There's a sign on the door that I noticed that says tips up to 50% of room fee is appreciated but I honestly, absent-mindedly did not tip on the way out and the girl I was with did not even hint at a tip. When first entering, some scary looking guy opened the door. And, soon after, a cute girl came out to tell me the rules and the fees. Did not have a choice of girls but as I said, the girl available was very cute and outstanding body. She collected my fee and told me to get comfortable--and I can view show either clothed or unclothed. Since I was uncertain what to do, I didn't disrobe but when she came back and asked if I wanted a body rub, the clothes quickly came off. The "show" was a nice body rub where she rubbed everywhere except the privates where as others have said, "it's self-service." The room has a small stage one side with a pole and a couch on the other side. We started with the body rub on the stage and moved to the couch to finish. Not exactly a lap dance but very interesting and sensual show and amazingly, didn't feel funny with the self-service--actually kinda exciting.

The dancers are pretty much consistantly gorgeous here, however quality drops during the slow season only to pick up again during convention season. They range from 7-9's with at least a 10 or two when the pace is fast, but there are a few 5 or 6's thrown in during slow season. The attitudes of the dancers varies from friendly to fairly frigid. Roxy LeRoux, Penthouse Pet and feature entertainer, dances here when she's not touring

A little off the beaten path, but well worth it. I did a show with Stephanie, an Asian cutiepie with an ass that would not quit shaking. I stayed for an hour for an allnude strip-n- massage, the show was upclose and very
personal. Steph is a petite Asian brunette, very beautifull and funloving.
Ladies East is not a mainstream club and has a different allure to the club than a mainstream club has. Ladies
doesn't serve alcohol, but they do offer sodas and energy drinks.They did'nt seem to mind me bringing in a little bottle to take a nip or two out of. Ladies has a relaxing,private, and discreet atmosphere. I liked not having a large crowd of guys to contend with and having my stripper all to myself. Cost of the one hour show was $100.
plus a $50. tip. The massage alone was worth it. Next time I am in Denver, next week, I intend to stop by and see Steph again. My show did have a happy ending, selfservice, as Steph jokingly says it " You pump your own Gas!!"