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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This club used to be one of my favorities. I took off early because my buddy was in town working with me, he dislikes paying admission and I had some free passes before 7. We showed up, bough our drinks and took a look at what talent was available. There were 6 dancers there and maybe 6 customers including us.

No one was dancing on the stage but we got our drinks and sat down. A couple girls asked if we wanted lap dances but we said "Maybe after seeing you dance on stage." A dancer her thing and we did pour thing - put up some money so they know we are tipping and not expecting a free show. This is when I found out that the club no longer has the girls do twio dances on stage any more. I preferred that.

Next dance was by Julia and with the Greek-Roman decor she looked like she fit right in. Like another poster said she was absolutely beautiful in the classic sense and she knew ir wearing a very thin dress showing all of her curves and it was no deception - she was very stunning when she took her dress off.

Later one of the girls sitting on the couch, Carmel with one of the few patrons there, went on stage. Very good dancer and after her dance she sat for a while before I got a 3-for-1 lap dance. Unfortunately this place has priced lap dances so high I rarely get them when they do a 3-for-1.

After I got done with my laps which had all of the contact I expected at Cabaret the shift change started occurring and for a while there were no dancers on stage even though I saw several new ones come in. I asked the DJ and he said that if guys are not sitting on stage then the dancers do not dance so we left. Even when tthere is a dancer on the stage I prefer to sit elsewhere and go to stage when I wanted to tip.

This club was a rip off to start with. 10 bucks to get in, 5 bucks for a soda (1 drink minumum required). The dancers are hustlers. They dance 1 dance on stage then come out to hustle for lap dances. I thought the night would be a total bust until Julia came out. This fabulous lady talked me into a lap dance. Just so happened it was 3 for 1 hour. This lady is hot. she was enjoying the lap dances just as much as I was. I was allowed to touch just about anywhere I wanted. If I ever get back to this area I will definately stop in to see Julia again.

I've held back my review on this because a dancer at another strict club referred this club to me and she was worried about getting fired. She said the best time to go was on a Sunday or Wednesday when there are less people so I did just that. I went on a previous Wednesday. I won't say which one.

To my surprise when I entered the club there she was working the crowd. She saw me thanked me for coming over and gave me a nice big kiss. We talked for a little while and I felt like I was having a date with her. She did not ask me for a dance. As she left she asked me to call her if I needed anything. I asked her about the dances and she told me about them. She then asked me if I'd like one now or later. I said later. She didn't bring it up again. She came over to have a drink with me ran her hand up and down my leg. She was driving me so crazy. Finally, I went for the dance and she was so hot. The dance was full contact and in my face and I liked how she put her hand on my crotch area to give me maximum stimulation.

I was totally satisfied with her dance and followed that one with 2 more. Dances here are $40 but with the right one, they are worth it. Her 3 pack dance gave me the most pleasure yet.

As for the club, it's kind of in shady part of town, not too dangerous but not too safe. The layout on the inside was pretty normal. The ladies are very attractive and sexy. Depending on the lady, you can get a very nice dance. It helps to get to the know the lady first and if they find you attractive, they will do an even better job for you.

This club is situated in the middle of some construction but it is hard to miss once you are in the general area; the club is new and very clean and nicely decorated with plenty of lighting for the girls do not need dim lighting to look pretty. The manager Ramos even came out to check if anything was wrong when I was looking at my map in car and was kind enough to give me directions.

Most of the girls are 6-8's with maybe a 9 there and one or two which would look nice elsewhere but pale here and are 5's. This is NOT a place to come to if you want inexpensive lap dances for dances are topless, cost $40 and the "sweet" areas are off limit. They do have specials of 2-for-1 and even an occasional 3-for-1 but at least one of the dances for my 3-for-1 was short. Girls the night I went there were Asian (my preference and at least 2 were Asian), Latino, Caucasian (Blondes, Brunettes and one redhead) and one who appeared to be Polynesian. The girls vary in sizes but all but one appeared to be in good shape.

My recommendation *IF* you like petite Asians like me is Tia who is Thai and Cambodian but speaks very good English. They have a website listed on business card but it appears to be in control of a squatter.

Disadvantages are the obsecure location, the cost per dance (at $40 a dance even topless I am not getting many dances) and girls constantly being on the prowl for lapdances.

Advantages is that no "ladies drinks" were pushed on me so I believe the dancers do not need to sell them as part of their job. It means the ladies do not have as much incentive to socalize however and when not dancing or lapdancing are often just prone on couches.

-G-