the ultimate strip club list

October 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 280

I had a little trouble finding this place as my gps routed me to the other side of the freeway. Pulling into the small parking lot was discouraging. There were signs advertising two businesses, but the building was so small I couldn't see how it was possible.

When I went to the door located in the back of the building I found out it was a poker place known as the Sundowner Card Room. I was told there were no girls there yet and the cover was $20 plus a two drink minimum. After only a brief glance at the cramped dingy place, I thought better of my little adventure.

Maybe I'm a pussy, but sometimes ya have to listen to your gut. Hopefully my next trip, and TUSCL, will lead me to a better strip club.

This place just reeks of promise, but never delivered during my visit. On a Thursday, around 9 pm, the place looked to be rocking, with a bunch of cars in the small lot. On entry, I wondered what had happened, as there were three customers inside. Along with the doorman/bouncer, the bartender, and the two... count 'em two... dancers, there were a total of seven people in the whole place.

I have no problem shelling out $15 for an all-nude club, but I'd like to see 5-6 dancers at the very least. The two working this night each did a two song set, pulling aside the bikini top to expose some nipple in the first, working up to losing the G for the second.

The whole place had a very "alt" feel, with the bartender dressed like some European priest. One dancer was very goth, down to the black lipstick and boots, while the other had a more "generic punk" look. Both were cute, but petite. Both were B cups, with squeezable little butts. I really regretted missing out on the C's and D's other reviews mentioned. Not that I wouldn't have done either one if the opportunity presented itself, but I would have preferred a bit more flesh to oggle.

I nursed two of the $2 Cokes while watching each dancer work the pole three times. They were very impressive with their dancing, with one managing an amazing move where she locked both heels onto the pole to do a full horizontal split with her body at a right angle to the pole. Considering the move was done after the full strip, it allowed a very nice view of her goods. However, as technical as the dancers were, they completely lacked any sense of eroticism. It was all very straightforward, "Here's my titties, here's my coochie, have a look and give me some money." It was all about as non-sexual as you can get.

When the girls were not on stage, the either disappeared in back or sat at the bar talking with the male employees. Even a bit later, when a few more customers walked in, they never spoke with them, onstage or off, and I never saw either approach anyone for a private dance.

After an hour or so, things all started to look the same, and I decided it was time to roll. I asked the bartender why there weren't more dancers, and he said they were having a lot of problems that night. Two girls were out sick, one quit, and there was supposedly one in back who couldn't dance til someone from her apartment brought the ID she'd fogotten (her first night). So I drove off, found a little honky tonk saloon doing redneck karoke, and hung out with a couple MILFs that were fully clothed, but one hell of a lot hotter than anything in the club.

More dancers, preferably with a little variety, and some effort at being erotic, would go a long way toward improving this place.


I have nothing bad to say about this place. It was $15 to get in and $2 for a drink. From what I saw there seemed to be several good dancers who are very friendly and aren't constantly asking if you'd like a dance. I'd certainly go again!!

It was a waste of $15 to walk through the door. I used to come to this club to see a dancer named Toni, but I found out the other night she now works in a club in fresno. I was not impressed with any of the girls there. The loudest one, I can't remember her name, was in need of braces, a tummy-tuck, breast lift, and implants. She was terrible to look at, but an alright dancer. Actually, she had the best stage performance there. Then there was a beautiful black girl with the worst attitude I have ever seen on a stripper. She made me feel as though I owed her something and that everyone in there, including me, was beneath her. Because she was the best looking and I paid money to get in this club, I tried her out for a lapdance. Never again. The worst part was, since it is a juice bar, I couldn't even get drunk to better enjoy my time. I think I will be driving up to fresno next time.

This is really a poor excuse for a club. The place may not be open long because of zoning issues . Neighbors have complained it is noisy. Dancers are 2-3. Place is not large - used to be a card room. Save your time and money to go someplace else.

I arrived at the club at 645P and went in. The guy behind the bar told me that they opened at 7P and to come back.(the sign on the door said 7P to 2A). I observed several girls walk in just before 7P. I went back in at 7P and the entry was chained off. I had to wait a couple of minutes until the guy at the bar saw me. He said that the cover was $10. I paid with a 20$ and was given 5 1's for change. I politely questioned that he said that he was sorry and was used to working weekends when the cover was $15 (yea right). He gave me 5 additional 1's. I was the only patron there for the first 15 minutes. Not really a good start. The dancers danced two dances on the stage, with the top comming off during the first dance and the g-string comming off during the second dance. There was usually a 1 song pause between dancers.

The first dancer was an amazon. She was at least 6' tall and big figured. She was well proportioned with natural C's and quite large aerolas. And except for some minor naval jewlery, she was clean. I tipped her on stage. I would have gotten a private dance from her but she did not approach me after her dance.

The second dancer sat with me for a few minutes before her dance on stage. She was petite with natural B's (maybe). She had several large tatoo's and and clit and nipple jewelery. She approached me later for a private dance but I declined.

The third dancer was the most attractive. She was fairly slender with natural D's, but she did not give off good vibes during her stage performance.

The fourth again was a petite blond with only minor tat's and jewlery. She was attractive but by this time I had decieded to leave.

Overall fairly good eye candy and possibly a private dance would have raised the rating. Previous experence with private dances were fairly good contact from the dancers but no contact from me. Possibly if I got to know the dancers, the private dances would be a little more relaxed

I visited the club on 10/28 at 7:30. When I walked in there were a couple of dancers standing by the stage. I was the only customer. The cover was $15. As soon as I came in, one of the dancers went on stage and convinced me to go to the tip rail. The first dance was covered and the second dance was nude. There was plenty of spreading 3 feet away but absolutely no contact. I saw three dancers on stage from the tip rail and I was pleasantly suprised by the quality. The first dancer was a 9 with naturals D's, with no tatoos. The second dancer was an 8 with a more slender build and natural B's. The third was hispanic, an 8 with natural D's and only a small discrete tatoo. I don't normally see 8's and 9's in club this size. There was little pressure for private dances. The dancers would be either in the dressing room or hanging at the bar when they weren't on stage. There was little interaction with the customers when they weren't dancing (About 5-6 guys came in around 8P and generally didn't visit the tip rail). After two rotations, I moved away from the tip rail. I finally caught the eye of the "9". She explained the private dances. There is a $20 topless dance in an open couch area. The next is a $30 topless dance in the VIP. (The VIP is a high backed chair that is at the end of the bar and surrounded by a sheer curtain. It offers some privacy). The next is 2 nude dances in the VIP for $50, and finally 5 nude dances in the VIP for $100. I opted for the 2 nude dances in the VIP. When we went in there I was warned that touching was not allowed. There was only minimal contact from the dancer and no contact from me. I don't know if this is true for all the dancers.

The rating of a 7 would be higher except for the lack of contact. The eye candy was great.