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Classy Lady

8314 Sepulveda Blvd
Just east of the 405 freeway exit Roscoe
Van Nuys, California 91343
818-891-9544
Club Type: Topless
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 1

Cover Charge
  Day: 0   Night: 5
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 3
Avg. Drink Cost: 5

Private Dance: Table
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: No Food
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 06/15/2006
Beer and Wine - Yes
Full Bar - Yes
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - No

18 and over - No

Lunch - No
Dinner - No
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Unknown
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - No

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown
Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown
VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown
Shower Shows - Unknown

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours: noon-2am 7 days a week
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I went here on a tip. The dance floor is nice, but seating is pretty limited. I noticed a couple if really cute ladies. Although there were only 5 dancers, there was one that I really liked. Not one of girls asked me if I wanted a dance.

Not your typical LA club. More Like a dive bar with strippers. This is a biker bar, not for yuppies. however rvrry one is friendly. ecpt the chics w/attitude. LA laws prevent any contact and require girls to maintain a "safe" distance from customers. Also LA follows the following in re: booze:
Nude ===> NO booze
Topless====> Beer & Wine
Bikini ======> Full Bar

The place is small , about the size of a typical bar maybe 30 by 40 with two coin-op pool tables, a juke-box and a small stage , the seats at the stage are seperated from the stage by a "moat" to keep you from contacting.

The chicks vary greatly from kinda hot to "HTF did she get hired" . Also from a FU attitude to very friendly. Oddly, the hiotter they are, the nicer they are.

The stage dances are lame and most people don't even pay attention. So the girrls will hit you up for tips after their show, even if you were at the bar which faces away from the stage.

Pluses:
no pretentions
beer is cheap
pooltables are competitive
patrons are relaxed.
no DJ

Minuses:
some chicks have attitude
its in LA
bathrooms are nasty
unless you have a harley and you kick ass, you aint gettting laid



Went to this club on January 8th (2005). Pretty dead but it was raining hard outside, so maybe that kept people away.

The girls were mediocre, a couple worth looking at. The place is a semi-dive and small but tolerable. We had a decent time but this ain't no Vegas folks. The lack of cigarette smoke is refreshing.

Decent beer prices, ok talent, we might return for some low-budget entertainment. Couple of really drunk guys staggering around blathering at anyone foolish to pay attention to their drunken rantings was annoying.

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Reviewed By: musixman Send Private Message to musixman

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Review Date: December 19, 2006
Day of Visit: Unknown
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I went here on a tip. The dance floor is nice, but seating is pretty limited. I noticed a couple if really cute ladies. Although there were only 5 dancers, read more...


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