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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Went to the KitKat on a weekday afternoon (around 4). There were not a lot of dancers, but they covered a wide range of types from naturally buxom, silicon, and petite. I did not realize that it was an alcohol free club until I was there. Also I was a little shocked at the no contact rules. I stayed for a few drinks, and got a couple of dances. The stage show was good, but the private time was a waste.

Overall the club was clean and large. I guess I was just expecting more.

I went on a weekday evening and the club was very quite. Maybe 10-12 dancers in the club but most of them were "in the dressing room". Each girl was on stage for 3 songs, dancing for 2 then using the 3rd to collect her stuff and thank each person at the stage (ask them for a private dance). There was a mix of dancers almost all attractive but no one a real knockout. There was a dancer or two who had a very good stage presence (Vanessa was one) and really got the "crowd" going. Aside for that just naked girls on stage.

I didn't partake in a couch dance. The $40 for one song, $60 for two was very over priced and based on previous reviews and what I saw at the club (couch dances aren't at all private dances) they weren't worth $40. You would probably be better of sitting at the stage and tipping with $5s (or just lots of ones). I don't know what I paid for cover but it certainly wasn't the $18 listed at the enterence. I handed the guy a $20 and got a wad of ones back. I was asked by each dancer for a private dance but none of them were pushy. All in all if you are too lazy to drive in to San Francisco or if you don't want to waste the gas it isn't a bad place to go. On the bright side I didn't spend a lot of money here. I might go back if I were in the area again.

Me and a friend went to the Kit Kat Club on a Friday night a couple weeks ago. the dancers were good looking, and there were about twelve. The place was packed, and they opened the second stage while we were there. We sat at the stage, and after each girl danced they asked if we wanted to do a private dance. I didn't do a private dance becaause they cost too much and there is no contact. I would go to this club again because we had a good time. It's better than the other clubs in Sunnyvale but doesn't compare to a Vegas club or anything.

I haven't been here in a while, but from what I remember: The atmosphere is very classy -- everything is sleek and clean: the stage, the floor, the chairs, the toilets, the dancers. Its heyday as a club was the dot-com boom. It's the sort of club where you could take a somewhat risque office party! At least if you knew your officemates well enough to know they wouldn't sue for sexual harrassment... Very safe, posh, upmarket, and legal.

The girls here can touch themselves, but can't touch you. They're mostly very thin and good-looking, I saw some real stunners here, and they hustle a LOT. The stage shows are generally quite entertaining and creative on a weekend night... The dances are pretty expensive, and the "feed the meter" thing is a little goofy. I guess it's priced in keeping with the property costs in the area.