the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

It could be lower, or higher.

It is open, but I was one of three patrons. I hesitated to even go for it, but heah I'm already here how bad could it be. I did frequent this joint about 8 years ago and had good time with a UNM student that I came back and back for.

The club is clean, nice audio, nice chairs. The ambience rocks. Sorry nothing else does.

10 bucks to get in
10 buck for two drinks
Constant harrasement from the waitress to buy 10 dollar drinks from the dancers.

Dancers just sit right down with you so the waitress can come ask if you want to buy the lady a drink. Even if you don't want a dance. Now I wouldn't have minded the company except that 2/4 ladies shouldn't even be seen at the beach.

One black lady must have been 200+ lbs, another hispanic was same. She sat down, asked if I wanted a dance, then proceeded to light up. I declined the dance, drink buy and asked her to put the cancer stick out.

Other three ladies were a 4, 6, 8. Thing black lady 19, UNM Graduate student from France, and one very hot 100% indian.

The 2 hot ladies couldn't take away from the ridiculous prices, obscenely fat shameless naked whales I had to indure to see the one hot Indian.

Even for NM this was sad.. Its sad to see how deplorable good entertainment is here.

I drove by there twice on two weeknights (Tues, Wed) around 10pm last week and they were closed. The lights were on outside, but no cars anywhere. Unless there's a secret entrance, I'd say they've packed it in and called it a day.

Some attractive and friendly girls who give very good dances. The club layout is above average and the club looks maintained. Well lit parking area. I think this is the most expensive club in the area, but also its best. The cover was $10 and they had some dance specials, 2 for $20, which was worth it because the girls weren't shy about grinding. Had some fun with a busty brunette and a girl name Jessica. Good club, and I'll visit again.

$5 for parking, $10 cover, $10 for two flat soft drinks (minimum). Unenthusiastic dancers. Why bother.
Layout is moderately attractive. Dancers 4 to 8 rating (but cutest are the least happy with their jobs). Private dances are $20 and $40. Uggh.