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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Not a high intensity club. The cover charge was $5 but they had a 2 drink minimum. I sat a the bar and chatted with the Bartender and this dude from Fresno. Anyway, 2 dancers approached and were friendly but not pushy. Veronica came by when they announced a 2fer1 and I took her up on it.

The songs were chopped but she gave good dances. I quickly went through the $60 I had brought to the club with me. I almost used the ATM inside until I say they were charging $10 per $100 you take out - NO thankyou! I'd rather leave go use my bank's ATM and pay the $5 cover to get back in.

Anyway, the girls were nice and gave good dances. I guess it's California law that they can't remove their tops. Oh well. All in all. A nice club to kick back in and relax - more like your friendly neighborhood bar.

This is a hard score to give, because although I had a fantastic time it was more because of the company of one girl then the overall appeal of the club.

I will do this review chronologically, but if you skip the whole thing make sure to read the last paragraph.

I got to the club around midnight on a Saturday night. As I pulled up to the outside there were 2 or 3 of the ugliest hookers I've ever seen standing outside, along with their pimp and what appeared to be several gang members. I tried to leave, turning down a side street into a residential neighborhood, and by the time I got un-lost and out of the neighborhood I wound up right back at the club ... and it was down to 1 hooker, no pimp, no gang members.

There was a spot right near the entrance available, so I decided to "risk" it and go in. Inside, the club is below average but not horrible.

There's a dingy feel to it, with a small bar, one ratty couch, and a bunch of (quite uncomfortable) chairs scattered around the room along with a few small and very high tables. The bathroom is tiny (one sink, 2 urinals and a stall) and has a funky smell to it. Also the couches in the VIP room aren't completely private and the seats are old and a little uncomfortable. The stage is quite nice though.

There were perhaps 10-12 girls total. 3 were very hot, 2 were acceptable, 1 was butt ugly, and the rest were mediocre. The stage dances were decent but nothing special.

I wound up getting dances from two girls. Both times I utilized 2-for-1s in the VIP room, so basically $20 for two songs. I never tried the $10 couches. The first dancer was an 8.5 or a 9, and gave a a very good dance with about average mileage but a great intensity.

The second dancer was a woman I wound up spending several hours talking to (compared to just a few dances). She made the entire trip more than worthwhile for me, as we had a genuinely good time just talking... and the dances were great! But overall not worth reviewing here since we hit it off so well I can't be sure they were common.

Now for the most important part - the biggest turn-off of the club is that the almost all of the women are totally money hungry. To me, the sign of a good club is one where the women can make you believe they like you for you, not your wallet. In this club, there isn't even a pretense - they don't see people, they see dollar signs. The best example of this almost blanket attitude I can give is the stage dances - after each girl gets off of stage, she walks to every single guy in the club and asks for a tip. Not even a dance, but a tip. The girls are also quite cutthroat to each other, as 2 or 3 walked up and asked if I'd like to dance while I was in the middle of a conversation with another girl. All in all I would strongly advise not going here. The area is very dangerous, the club is run down, and the girls are mostly below average and money hungry. The few worthwhile dancers here don't even come close to offsetting the other negatives.

This Harbor Blvd club was on the least fun ones during a trip to los angeles .

The bouncers at the door can be rude and will pat you down, card you even if your obviously over 30 years.

Once in it took more than hour to be served by a waitress, but the dancers though not spectacular a very friendly to all.

In the back you can you can very nasty or very nice lap dance, but touching by you will be forbidden.

All in in all the five rating is comment on the customer service and not the dancers.

DayScribbler of Yahoo @ Day1 Strip Club World Tour

Visited this club almost 15 years ago, thought I would stop by and see how different it was my last trip through (Sept.'06). It was of course very different. The club is still small and dark even when I was there during the week day shift (maybe 2 to 6pm). The was a large bar area, a few big screen TVs and a large VIP area for dances. The VIP was upholstered booths with high dividers. When you sat in a booth you could not see other seats or be seen from other seats; the girls however could be seen by the floater/bouncer the whole time they worked. It was a fairly nice set up, not the open air VIP of some clubs or the dark completely private booths of others. Once an hour or so, they ran a 2 for price of 1, VIP dance special ($20 a dance). This was a nice attraction. The dancers worked in front of you giving a mostly air topless dance, though I was given a pleasant surprise after the first song or two (YMMV).

There where about 6 or 7 girls working that day and the quality of the girls was not bad at all averaging maybe a 7 plus/minus 1 or 2. It was really slow, but the girls were still all dancing 2 song sets, though they lacked energy. Several asked about dances, but none were too pushy and a couple sat down, introduced themselves and one stayed and talked. She was a very nice, tall, easy to look at, and talkative. Just the kind of girl I like to spend time with. She told me days sucked, because there were too many lookie-lous and very few customers spoke English. She was happy to have someone to talk with. I watched the Bouncers ask several people/groups to leave as they weren’t drinking or tipping. I made $100 bucks last a good 4 hours of dances and tips for a good time. A few of the dancers complained about being sore so I gave out a couple of massages, which were much appreciated. I think a good time was had by all.