the ultimate strip club list

October 11, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 284

I was in Frisco recently for a weekend and headed down to the Olde Cesspool,

It is best to go during the week (M-THU) in the evening or after midnite

What can you say about the MSC? It's rather legendary now in both good and bad

Only one sentence describes this whorehouse disguised as a nudie bar "Put on

This club deserves two ratings - one for the environment (3) and one for the

This place is really hit or miss. Days are pretty dead and the nights can get

This is the place to go in SF when your balls are heavy and your standards are

Went there on a Tuesday afternoon. Porn star Brandy Dean was dancing. She put

Was here last week when they had one of the feature dancers up with the

As you enter this establishment, be prepared for some amzing sleeze and skanks.

Definitely a niche club.

Went on a recent Sunday night after being

If ambiance and cleanliness is what you are looking for this is not the palce

What a rippoff! Mostly my own stupidity though. I entered the club and $250

I returned to MSC a couple of weeks ago after staying away for over six years.

The place is even dumpier than i expected. I got the apparent, usual groping

After the recent police busts this place has slowed down some but it still OK.

This club is still hit and miss, but my visit last week was more hit than

The Market Street Theatre is a horrible place with, no talent, ugly,

As an after though to my previous review, if high mileage is what you

Yes, you can get your pipes cleaned here. BUT..... $20 to get in, then another

After reading all the review I had to see this place. Once it was Saturday, the

This place is a rip off. Went here, got ripped off, and I'm an experienced

Oi, what a dreadful fate! The MSC used to deserve its high ratings--when the

This is a real hit or miss club. Lately they have been in the news after

This place can be seedy, low-rent, whatever, but it is always interesting to

This place is a total rip-off. It's bait and switch in the front and when they

Middle of the road place, quality-wise. This is not a polished brass classy

So after a complete rip off at MBOT, I was pissed and decided to go with one

Dropped by the Cinema when I saw Teri Austin, one of my favorite features, is

I went to this club on friday 8/20/04. As soon as I enter the theater I was

Early afternoon visit, Tues 8/24/04. Had to traverse the gates of Hell on

There are still gems at the Cinema, it takes monitoring of their website to

OK, I admit that I didn't really know what I was getting into when I entered

First off, many of the reviews of this place are right on the money. As soon as

In spite of all the warnings posted here about Market Street Cinema (MSC), I

This place can be the best or it can be the worst. The women that hang around

This place is a little seedy, but the girls don't hold anything back. You can

I hadn't been at the ol' msc for quite awhile, I wanted to see who was still

came in a few nights ago went to sin city with a girl named Dakota.she had a

Club seems to have gone downhill, since my last visit (more than a year ago :-(

Thursday afternoon, $20 admission, and $10 for admission to the back. There

This is my 5th time at MSC and it was as good as the 3rd. I was not looking

This place isn't really a strip club. Sure, they have lots of hot (and more

I was in San Fran a few weeks ago and even after reading the review of the

Went there after 6 months. Went inisde after paying $ 20 entrance. I was

If you are in S.F. there are much nicer places to go than here. This part of

I made a return visit to see what was happening at this local club, and the

Ran into MSC to get out of the rain. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

A few cute women, mostly very scary looking. $1 buys you quite a bit on the

Since it had been quite a while since my last visit, I thought that I would try

Visited this club yesterday. I haven't been there for years. Back then it was

Unfortunately, I have to agree with the majority of the previous reviewers that

I gave it a high rating for what it is. If you are going for lap dances, don't

I went to the Palace on 02/12/05. I have not been there in six months. The door

This place is very seedy in a sexy way. On any given nite there are usually a

Wow. Interesting place - basically a brothel, with most of the girls here

Hi guys Andre here to shed a little light on my favorite little club in n.

I've tried this place a few times over the years, and never had a good time.

Hustle, Hustle, Hustle. All in all, pretty disappointing. As soon as I

This place has to be the wildest strip club I have ever been to. Unfortunately

Dudes, an instituition. My general rule of thumb here is carry about 150 in

After a pleasant but unfulfilling experience at Crazy Horse, I decided to cap

This used to be my favorite place in SF but then it really went down hill with

I was in town for the day and decided to visit here. The other reviews

This place has a very seedy feel to it. It is dark and none of the chairs are

A nine, beacuse it was my favorite of the SF experience. But high hustle and

Well all I can say is, a great young lady with one of the nicest all natural

If you want to get huslted go here. I went into MSC just for the hell of it

Wow. The person who said it's more a brothel than a strip club was exactly

What can I say about MSC that hasn't already been said. There's a reason it's

Visited MSC a couple of days ago in SF and had a blast. I was there before the

I decided to pop in to check out the "new" Sin City. Also because I had a

Market Street rates pretty high in my book. The only reason that I won't give

MSC used to be a great place for "extras" and high mileage dances, but not any

Visited MSC about 10 days ago. Almost every girl just tries to upsell a higher

I was in town a few weeks ago and stopped by Market St. I had never been there

If you're looking for a cheap screw / suck, then this is the place for you. If

A real rip off. I went in I guess I met a ROB LOL. Felt ripped off wend to LA

I had been to Market Street Cinema a few times before. Anyway returned last

I hate the hard sell. If you're going here, expect the hard sell. I had read

This place is awful.
Ugly and rude dancers. They are HIGH pressure to get you

Oh, my God... Every single time I come here (and I do...) it just gets better

This used to be the cheapest place around to get very high mileage lap dances,

Went to the MSC theater last week for the first time after a long absence. It's

It was yet another visit to the MSC! Yes, some times have been very good, but

Where do I start?
I have read about this place millions of times and finally

This used to be a very high milage sewer, but lately it has become just a

This place is the Theater of the Absurd.

I visited in October after five

Had to take at least one look at this often mentioned club. It made me think

Probably not a lot of new information to add, but the girls here are in the 2 -

To the locals, thanks to the fellas that tried to warn us off. You were right.

This place has really gone down hill from a couple years ago. It used to be

Why is MSC still operating in a profitable manner?? A great question.

I went in on a Saturday night, the club is in the tenderloin which isn't the

First time back since a year ago. Wg\hat a change. There are no more extras.

I used to loved this place. It used to be a place where all types of girls

Went to MST lat January. What a disappointment. I still have memory when

Thursday afternoon I toured three theater type “clubs” here in The City. These

I guess I'm a glutton for punishment. I don't live in the area anymore, but I

I knew this place had changed management recently, but I was unprepared for how

Couple hot black ladies at MSC. One is called Amile, about 5'7" (6'1" with her

Cruised into Market Street Cinema on Friday with the sole purpose of seeing

Wow!!!! I cannot believe that my favorite strip club in the world has been

This club probably deserves a 6, but because I have such fond memories of it

IMHO MSC = Rip Off Joint! Had some free time during a conference this week so

No, I am never, never, never, ever, ever, ever going back to Market Street

I hadn't been to the MSC in a number of years (probably over 10 years), so I

Lots of bad reviews. Lots. But not this one.

I sat in the theater seats

Despite the many poor reviews, I visited here recently, and regretted it. This

I visited this club last week and it was great. There was a dildo show that

Compared to the Market Street Cinema of the past this is a mere shadow of its

No, I am never, never, never, ever, ever, ever going back to Market Street

Yes I agree with the previous review< this place is a dive. It is set up as a

As others have said, stay away from this place until they improve. even though

Oh Market Street what has happened?

Market Street had been a "nasty

Keep your money in your pocket and walk right on by. Paid the $25 cover and

This is my third visit to Market Street Cinema. I texted "MSC" to 35350 and got

this is place is a rundown place. Not the safest of areas either. I found the