the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Cruised San Fran last week and Monday night everything was pretty dead. No regulars at Garden or HungryI and no hot lookers to be found. Went to dinner on Columbus and for $5 entry fee (special w slow night) figured Little Darlings worth a look. It was a decent place. Cleaner than Garden and soda machine was working. Place has a better stage and all 5 gals dancing were 7 to 9 range and got 100% nude in their 3 songs. Nice touch as Garden sometimes is hit or miss depending on how many tippers there.

Haley w her tats is a nice addition. She dances at HungryI and pole dances great. Fun to see her nude. Ariel was new gal. 23, blonde and had great body and eyes. Watched her upclose on stage dancing and she was very eager to please. She made me take her to VIP room. Rooms are $20,40 and $60 with $60 being nude dance. Small private area w curtain. They had a special as there were 5 gals and 5 guys in bar. If all bought a VIP then 4 for 1 vs 2 for 1. It was worth it.

Guys, San Fran is a tough area for lots of action. YMMV is definately true here. But even on a slow night when you thing nothing is happening, 1 gal at 1 club can make all the difference. Don't be afraid to look or negotiate. I left with a big smile and tipped her $40.

I was walking around the North Beach area on a Friday with nothing to do when recently so I decided to check out a strip joint. There were quite
a few in the area and I listened to the pitch that the front door people made as you walk by. There was a woman at the front door of Little Darlings who said the girls were on the thin and petite side thus the name "Little Darlings". She said my $20 entry fee also included a visit to the Hungry I which was a topless place around the corner so I thought I'd give it a try. Little Darlings is a totally nude place and as is the practice in such places in California, they don't serve alcohol. The place is fairly small with relatively few seats. It was about 9:30 at night and I should have known something was wrong when I first walked in and there were only 4 people in the place and none of them were seating near the stage. I soon found out why. The first girl that was on the stage was pretty fat with a lot of visible cellulite. I figured she might be an exception and the
quality of the girls would get better as the night went on. The next girl up was fatter than the first but had somewhat of a cute face. The third girl up was the fattest yet and I had enough and headed for the door. Actually there was only one guy left in the place when I left as the others had left too. This place was a complete waste of time and money, avoid it like the plague. I did take them up on their offer of free admission to their other topless place around the corner. I'll post a review of it in the appropriate place.

This club is one of four, all about a block from each other, owned by the same company. Here's how it works: for $15, you can get into one of the clubs. For $20, you get a wristband and a receipt (hang onto both) that allow you to get into all four clubs. This is a great marketing idea. I figured that if one of the clubs was not worth staying at, I would have my choice of three others to go to. Here's the catch: all of the clubs are virtually the same. If all the clubs were combined into one, then it would boost the score a little bit. what i mean is, the number of girls working each club is sort of low, but all together, there would be the amount of girls found at a quality club. About 75 % of the girls are minorities. They are EXTREMELY pushy. i've never seen anything like it. When I entered one of the clubs, one girl even said to me "hey, got any money?"

Lap dances are a little misleading. The sign at the entrance lists the prices of the dances: 20, 40, and 60 dollars. this would be for one, two, or three songs, right? wrong. all amounts buy you the same amount of time. 20 dollars is for clothed. 40 for topless. 60 for nude. you can get a nude half hour for $200 though.

at all of the clubs, there were probably about 10 girls working (some more, some less). this doesn't mean that the girls are all available, though. most seem to be giving dances, or off doing something. at any one time, there are only about 3 girls to choose from for a dance.

on the plus side, the girls know how to dance. they look like they've actually taken dancing classes. they don't just sway around like some girls do.

bouncers dress in suits, and give the places a feeling of class. once inside, you'll realize that about 90 percent of the patrons are working class (not that there's anything wrong with this, just mentioning it).

i got a dance from an "8" working in the club. there was another "8" there also. most girls were about a "6"

I went to this club and I didn't like it. Well it good if you want a blow job. But my friend got one and she put a condom on. The girls here are really pushy. I had a girl tell me that she would give me a free example and after she finished she ask me if i wanted a blow job. I said no and then she said I owed her money. So where was the free example. I was fooled. But like I said I didn't really enjoy myself here. I thought there girls overall was just ok. If you want blow job this is the place to go but there isnt much privatecy.