the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

One of the funnest clubs in San Francisco. I texted "Showgirls" to 35350 and got a free VIP pass and got to sit close to the stage. The selection of dancers were hot (and smelled really good) and I got a lapdance from two beautiful girls- Angelina and Brandy. Weekends are definitely packed but the girls know how to work the room (and the pole).

I will definitely come back for $3 drinks on Wednesday nights.

Another plus, was finding their myspace page, now I can be updated with all their specials and even look at their dancer photos: myspace.com/broadway_showgirls

Went to Broadway Showgirls with about 4 friends. They have an upstairs section and a main downstairs section. Serves alcohol and the girls are quite average, but good for san francisco. Some overweight 6's and a few 7's.

Lappers are $20 and more for private rooms. Since the place serves alcohol, no nude dances. there are many clubs on broadway, and this is the typical dejavu owned club -- not bad, but not great either. The mgmt is nice if you get to know them though.

Sat around and drank and hung out, got two lap dances that were average. songs about 3 mins at this place

Hit BSG on a Friday night about 10PM. Got in with a free pass I found online, and the place was pretty busy, about 20 girls working but unfortunately not a lot of knockouts. [I believe Americans, and American women in general, and thus strippers specifically, are getting too damn fat for their own good. "Normal" seems to be chunky these days. It's too bad. I still like my women lean and mean. But I digress...]

Not much happening until I saw Alicia, a YOUNG long lean strawberry blonde with NO tits and an ass so tight I could've bounced a quarter off it. Nice dancing skills onstage, good eye contact. The club was having a 2- or 3-for-one promotion, so I let her take me upstairs for some private action. No extra fees to the bird dog, I paid $100 for three songs. Yeah, I know that's a lot, but they were long songs and Alicia, while she wasn't the best lapdancer I've ever had, gave it a heroic effort. She was super nice and conversational before the show started, then spent plenty of time waving and rubbing her tight little ass with its perfect puckery butthole at/on me, knowing I loved every fucking minute of it. [I bought another set of three immediately afterwards.]

Alicia said it was only her fourth night working in the club (she wasn't even clear on prices in the private room) and I predict she'll make a killing if she stays. Would have liked to get a hand on those perfect little nipples, too, but that's strictly verboten at BSG. (That's what they say anyway; I've copped a feel years ago, but thost days seem to be gone. Too bad.)

This place has a classy air to it with all the fancy velvety curtains but the upside ends there. Girls are between a 6-7. They don't hustle hard so that's good but the attitude isn't so great. Cover was 20 bucks and the laps were 20 as well. Not too much contact. Perhaps it was the night I was there (thursday) but I don't think I'll visit this place again. One thing I did notice as well is that girls seem to latch on to well dressed men who look like they have a lot of money.